Lovers of the weird and horrifying, this is gonna be a treat for you... Last month we dropped the short one-minute teaser for The Human Centipede 3 but now there's MORE. The new Human Centipede 3 full trailer is over two minutes of revolting spectacle, with the added bonus of explaining the plot.
If you dare, check out the trailer then take a look at the more detailed trailer breakdown - you don't wanna miss a thing!
This is prison warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser)
He likes water boarding, sadism and screaming into buckets. He says things that are music to a horror fan's ears; things like...
"I believe in bringing back medieval torture methods."
This is Dwight, Bill's sidekick (Laurence R. Harvey)
The girl next to him is Daisy (ex-Porn star Bree Olson). The creation of the 500 person long Human Centipede is actually Dwight's idea. I'll let him explain:
"Our prison has the highest violence rates, legal and medical costs than any other institution in the American correctional system.
Things'll have to change fast - I think I have a solution.
No more prison fights, no more assaults on guards, no more disrespect. We've gotta make a Human Centipede of our prisoners!
They will literally be on their knees begging for your mercy - it's brilliant!"
Dwight draws a helpful diagram
Of course, Dwight knows he's gonna need experts if he's to create his dream of a 500-prisoner-long Human Centipede, so he calls in the big guns.
Director Tom Six appears... as himself
Six likes to break the fourth wall - well, he likes to break a lot of things - and so Dwight eagerly talks about how great The Human Centipede 1 and 2 were in the trailer!
Dwight also consults medical professionals
The doctors and surgeons are pretty chill about the prospect of sewing 500 pairs of lips and butt cheeks together, reassuring him:
"It looks medically accurate. I don't see why someone couldn't survive a lifetime."
Bill Boss is reluctant, but soon joins in the fecal fun
From initial outrage - "I won't speak with a stupid filmmaker about his poop fetish!" - Bill comes around to embrace his new prison order, shouting delightedly that "this is exactly what America needs!"
This poor guy is hooked on the idea
I'll NOT have what he's having.
His Centipede brings all the boys to the yard
It's a tough job stitching together a 500-jailbird coprophagous chain, but someone's gotta do it...
How do they eat? Alimentary, my dear Watson!
FEED HIM! FEED HIM!
Will you be watching The Human Centipede 3?
If you want a recap of every disgusting thing that happens in The Human Centipede 2 before you gear yourself up for the third, check out this breakdown of the revolting fun here.
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