ByJancy Richardson, writer at Creators.co
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Jancy Richardson

Once upon a time, a young lady named Demi Lovato had a few too many drinks and thought, 'you know what? I'm gonna get a funky tattoo.'

Choosing a super-kewl design of a lipstick kiss, Mademoiselle Demi loved her new purchase - until she realized that it looked like a vagina.

Embracing her new monovaginaed life, Demi excitedly Instagrammed this message:

“Thank you SO MUCH to my brother @GEESPOTAT2…It looks beaaauutiful and I LOVE it!!

Nice to see a celeb admitting they done messed up and move on like a grown-ass adult. However, the tattoo "artist" who administered the lips was tweakin' over this, responding:

In case you didn't know, Ashley B was a pretty annoying contestant on Ink Master, but there's no need for my paltry assessment of the situation, for Demi spouted this perfect reply:

“Dear Ashley McMullen, I wasn’t going to acknowledge your bitter Instagram comments but since your side of the story has picked up some headlines, I would like to share my thoughts and send you a proper apology.

First, I would like to say I’m really sorry I don’t remember you or getting tattooed by you, but as you know I was fucked up and sometimes people act like ‘’ when they’re loaded. Second, I apologize for my ‘’… That wasn’t on purpose, I was simply a drunken teenage girl. Lastly, I apologize for making fun of your work.. But… if I were you, I wouldn’t claim that one because it looked more like an open vagina (or even a butt hole as my 8 year old little sister called it at the time.)

I also wouldn’t be admitting to the fact that you tattooed a very intoxicated 18 year old on a tour bus without the proper judgement that most legit tattoo artists have of saying ‘Hmm… This underage kid is wasted, maybe I shouldn’t permanently ink a hot pink kiss mark on this girl’s wrist….?

Oh well… Fuck it, she’s famous. I can’t blame you for getting the tattoo, I take full responsibility for that but if the issue here is you wanting credit, maybe next time you should wait for the person to get your tattoo sober so they would actually remember getting the tattoo in the first place, or perhaps you could’ve thought about all of this as a blessing that I forgot everything about you – that was until you outed yourself for the now internationally infamous ‘vagina tattoo.’ But you’re right, I should give credit where credit is due, and you Ashley, surely deserve credit for this one. .”

TL; DR - drunk teenage Demi Lovato had a tattoo that looked like a vagina, had it removed, the tattooist got pissed, and Demi hit her back with a fierce burn.

Source: DListed, Instagram

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