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I'd done a related post tied to 20th Century Fox's Poltergeist. And the feedback was mostly negative. Saying it wasn't scary, was terrible and one user said, "might as well be whoring for hits." Fair enough, those are their opinions. Yet, what some of you may not realize is, I have a job to do and part of that job is writing promotional pieces for upcoming movies. Now, with that said here's the same challenge, but revamped. FYI, this is just for fun.

Biddi Boddi OHHHH!

Yeah, the idea of having your face slammed into a pencil isn't a pleasant thought. At least the eraser end was sticking up.

Compound Fracture

In The Fly ( a Cronenberg classic), Seth goes through a metamorphic change after testing his teleportation device, where he and a fly's DNA was inadvertently spliced. Seth goes out to the bar one night after the incident and gets involved in an arm wrestling match. Which he easily won, as seen. Ugh...

Split Tongue

In the 2013 remake of The Evil Dead, a possessed Mia gets a little too friendly with a knife. The key word here is, "friendly".

Freddy is so Vein

Freddy Krueger needs a intervention because he's been going a smidge overboard on torturing his victims. Especially, Phillip from A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. Freddy puppeteers Phillip in what seems to be a sadistic version of Pinocchio, but instead of controlling him by strings he controls him by his veins. Leading Phillip to fall to his death.

Squidward's Toenail

I'm astounded this was on a children/family program, let alone it was approved in the first place. I don't even think Family Guy's shown anything this disturbing.


I was looking for a scalping gif from The Patriot, but stumbled onto this. I'm not sure if it's in the movie, but it definitely fits the challenge.

The Bear's not impressed.
The Bear's not impressed.

The End!


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