BySam Warrington, writer at

No one's perfect. I'm sure that everyone at some point has bitched about someone they know to someone else. It's human nature, and sometimes a certain someone can just annoy you so much that you have to let off a bit of steam. And that's okay.

But, when you're a celebrity people are paying attention to what you are saying All. The. Time. So, when celebs decide that they want to rant about how they don't like other celebrities, it's great to watch the fur fly!

Here are some celebrity feuds, and some of the bitchy comments are totally hilarious!

Take a look!

1. Heather Locklear and Tom Cruise

Heather recalls a time the two went out on a date...

“You know in Risky Business where he does that dance in his underwear? We were dancing in a club and he went into that. It was weird. I just sat down.”

2. Elisabeth Moss and Jeremy Piven

Talking about his professionalism, or lack thereof, when they starred on Broadway together Elisabeth said:

"Highly unprofessional…He just didn't come back one day."

3. William Shatner and George Takei

Trouble on the Starship Enterprise!

After Takei apparently didn't invite Shatner to his wedding to partner Brad Altman, Shatner took to YouTube to have his say. Accusing Takei of "sickness" and "psychosis," in reference to rows the two had had about screen time when filming Star Trek. Takei denied not inviting him, but years later he said in an interview that Shatner always 'acted douchey' on set.

4. Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan

Tara basically said about the Mean Girls star, "We don't like each other much. When she get's drunk, she's mean." Meaning the film was true!

She later retracted her statement saying she wished Lindsay the best of luck, I bet Lindsay didn't accept graciously though!

5. Jon Hamm and Kim Kardashian

The Mad Men star called the reality TV beauty a “f---ing idiot.” He later said in a magazine interview, “The sexy thing is so ephemeral and meaningless other than in the world of selling magazines. Who cares, when it's reduced to just that? You might as well be a Kardashian and have a sex tape.”' The actor’s comment referenced Kim’s sex tape with then-boyfriend Ray J in 2007.

6. Daniel Craig and the Kardashians

Daniel Craig slated the reality TV family by saying;

“Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. I don't think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think 'what, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f--king idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?' “

7. Shia LaBeouf and Frankie Muniz

Shia LaBeouf is quite well known for not holding his tongue, but he does love to slate poor Frankie Muniz.

During a radio show interview, Shia LaBeouf said of his box office success:

"While that's flattering as hell, you could have put Frankie Muniz into any of the movies I've been in and those movies still would've still been No. 1.”

Muniz responded on Twitter with the retort;

“Dear Shia LaBeouf. It's getting creepy the fact that you can't stop talking about me. It's been 12 years now. I don't know you. Thanks.”

Will that be the end? With Shia involved, probably not.

8. Sharon Osbourne and Nicole Kidman

Just for the sheer hilarity of how good the quip is, this had to go in! When interviewed by Chelsea Handler, Sharon, who openly admits she loves a bit of plastic surgery, slammed Nicole for never admitting to having had any work done.

She said Kidman's forehead "looks like a f---ing flatscreen TV" and said that Nicole, and other stars who don't admit to going under the surgeon's knife were all "lying bitches."

9. Sarah Hyland and Lea Michele

While on an episode of Fashion Police, Sarah, star of Modern Family, held nothing back when mocking Glee's Lea.

Discussing Lea on the red carpet she said;

"It's like a slow-motion picture kind of thing. It's just like, she puts her hands on her hips like this and like sticks out her collarbones -- I don't know if you can see -- she sticks out her collarbones to make her look skinnier, and she sticks out her lips."

Lea expressed hurt feelings over Sarah's words, but has never returned any catty comments.

10. Megan Fox and Michael Bay

There is certainly no love lost between this pair! Megan slammed the Transformers director saying;

"He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is."

This quote got her fired from the rest of the movies. Not about to stay quiet, the director sarcastically replied:

"I know that's just Megan. Megan loves to get a response. And she does it in kind of the wrong way. I'm sorry, Megan. I'm sorry I made you work 12 hours. I'm sorry that I'm making you show up on time. Movies are not always warm and fuzzy."

11. Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Once a Hollywood golden couple, now they can't stand the sight of each other.

After a bitter divorce the couple continued to fight for custody of their daughter, Ireland. But things went incredibly badly after Alec left a voicemail for his daughter, who was 11 at the time, saying she was a "rude, thoughtless little pig."

Not the best parenting Alec!

12. Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis

Tweeting from the heart, Sylvester just couldn't hold in his excitement to be working with Harrison Ford, or the fact he was overjoyed that Bruce had been booted off The Expendables cast list:


13. Miley Cyrus and Sinead O' Connor

After Sinead wrote an open letter to Miley about being too sexualized, Miley responded by mocking Sinead's mental health, and comparing her to Amanda Bynes, who, shall we say, was having a little trouble at the time. Which you know, isn't right at all really.

"Before Amanda Bynes ... There was ... Sinead O'Connor."

More open letters were written, more tweets exchanged and it kind of fizzled out, but good on Sinead for making a stand for people with mental health issues!

14. Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre

After Lorre made a joke about him, Charlie replied the only way Charlie Sheen knows how: by making massively outlandish remarks about him! He said:

"stupid, stupid little man and a p-ssy punk that I never want to be like."

After Sheen cleaned up his act, director Lorre didn't want to take matters further and said:

"I wish him well. I'm glad he's happy and sober."

15. Seth Rogan and Justin Bieber

Seth has openly badmouthed Justin, saying that when they met backstage at a German talk show the singer acted "like a bit of a motherf--ker."

Justin then 'apologized' on Twitter sarcastically tweeting;

"Sorry i didn't bow down to you."


16. Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart

The rumor was that Jennifer wanted to steal Kristen's 'Hollywood Darling' crown and in response Kristen had said Jennifer was 'plain'.

But the two got chatting about boys at the Oscars and that led to Kristen cheering Jennifer when she won Best Actress.

17. Andrew Garfield and Robert Pattinson

In interviews the two actors claim that they are very good friends, but, the rumor mill says differently!

Apparently, Garfield considers himself a serious actor, but thinks that Robert is a bit cheesy because of Twilight. Frenemies maybe?!

18. Jennifer Garner and Kevin Smith

Well, it seems that Kevin openly blames Jennifer for the lack of tightness between him and ex-BFF Ben.

Apparently, the actress just 'doesn't get' the sense of humor of the director, and openly said she would kick his ass if he continued to talk badly of her husband on set.

Smith said:

“I don’t know, because we’re not fucking tight. I have not been close with him in decades…He’s got a wife that doesn’t care for me. He (Ben) is one of the most intelligent people on the planet. He will run for office one day and be President, and then we’ll smoke a joint in the Oval Office.”

Jennifer might put her foot down about that one, Kevin.


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