When someone says "half-naked pirate," what is the first thing that pops into your mind? Legs addled with gout? Unkempt and platted hairs springing out from random orifices? Barnacles?
Well, not with the beautiful and hunky cast of Pirates of the Caribbean, whose general hotness and swagger will leave you sweltering like an ice cream left in the summer sun.
Much like ol' Cap'n Sparrow's introduction to the world:
So shiver your timbers, count your pieces of eight and polish your spyglasses, travelers, and cast your eyes towards the sexiest pirates on all of the seven seas...