ByMatthew Chapman, writer at
Male. Australian. Nerd. Twitter: shuey1984
Matthew Chapman

When Mother Malkin, the queen of evil witches, escapes the pit she was imprisoned in by professional monster hunter Spook decades ago and kills his apprentice, he recruits young Tom, the seventh son of the seventh son, to help him.

Didn’t know a great deal about this film but I do like fantasy films and Julianne Moore and Jeff Bridges were in it.

That still didn’t stop it from being a shit film.

The script wasn’t great, the romance between the Seventh Son and the witch had NO chemistry and felt very forced, he told her that he loved her after seeing each other three bloody times!

I’ve seen better dragons…. everywhere but the effects for the whole movie were worse than Sharknado!

The whole movie was resolved really fast and predictably in the final moments.

I have no idea if the book is as boring as the film but I wouldn’t recommend this film to anyone.

Well… maybe if I don’t like them!


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