ByAlease Hawkins, writer at

First....johny drunk. ...dude he would be gross to kiss maybe? ....3 minutes in........and I have no idea what's going on and ummmm let's see who is he supposed to be.

Mediocre fighting scenes like what the hell is that

Fire hands..... what what? The gibberish

His love for his mustache is like a weird bro romance

Johny Depp please just stop

Gwyneth Paltrow-ewwww yuck she's gross sling slong and blah

Throwing these weird stories together are weird what?

The throw up part....bwdroom scene us weird as hell

Gwyneth Paltrow is a mother first offf....and we all know she doesn't wanna kiss johny department his breath is probably gross and yuck this is lile a rated R pink panther guy

What the fuck johny Depp qnd being a pussy

I think that has a stupid modern day sherlock homes I take back first comments

He's got a disability it seems like he's stupid and all gave taken care of him

Lile a mentally disabled person who ask the same question

*jock....will it be on in the end*

Johnny Depp charector acted shocked when he said that

Also he barley knows the sexy terms


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