ByJannis Hermanns, writer at Creators.co
Fuck ponies! I want a dragon!!!
Jannis Hermanns

The Martian by Andy Weir

My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain.

And:

"Apparently I smell like a skunk took a shit on some sweat socks. This is the happiest day of my life."

That is all, I'll see myself out!

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