I was going to create a squad that would probably work in a real life setting. Then I said I just want to have fun, and made the most ridiculous team ever! Enjoy...
Lord Humungus - The Road Warrior
How can I not include the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla! It's the Humungus! The warrior of the wasteland. Having him on the team will greatly improve morale. He's a great leader, and can definitely drive a badass car with ease. Any opponent must walk away from his awesome might.
Handsome Jack - Borderlands 2
He's just trying to help Pandora by getting rid of those pesky vault hunters! Jack is a witty, charming, all around good guy. Some would call him a Hero! He even has an army of cool loader bots to help him out when he is in trouble. Very valuable when you and your team are in a tight spot. Plus he rides his crystal unicorn Butt Stallion.
Jaws a.k.a Bruce - Jaws
Got water troubles? Just airdrop Jaws in, and he'll take out any boat you need! He can't be reasoned with or talked to which is a minus, but he can eat! And he can terrorize a family throughout four movies. This large intimidating fish is very talented indeed. Only works as long as he's in the ocean, or a sea park. Also, He will roar on command.
Professor Chaos - South Park
The team would not be complete without Professor Chaos! Bringer of destruction and doom! Only downside is he is grounded, so he will mostly act as the background villain who makes up awfully hilarious plans that mirror Bart Simpsons hijinks.