What if the DC Universe gave up their rights to the Suicide Squad??! Well logically speaking that would never happen... but what if... hypothetically... they did? We here at BossLevel8 decided to rack our brains and take a gander at the question "Who would be our Top 4 Suicide Squad (Alternate Universe) picks". Well, without further ado, let's dive in!
1. DARK HELMET - THE FEARLESS LEADER
A true leader must never admit his faults...and Dark Helmet has none. Hold your crotches in fear as this vertically challenged menace leads his army of "A**holes" at ludicrous speed to your ultimate demise. He's so confident in his abilities that he can even take a five minute break every once in a while. So, smoke if you got 'em...his schwartz is still bigger than yours!
2. MOJO JOJO - THE MASTER MIND
The brains of the operation comes in the form of a chimpanzee genius, hell bent on world domination. Picture a Pacific Rim style robot controlled by an ape in a turban and you have imagined the very image of terror. This mad scientist, inventor, and psycho is like taking Steve Jobs, Tony Stark, and Tom Cruise and putting them in a blender of evil.
3. MUGATU - THE EXECUTOR
A manipulative psychopath with brainwashing techniques that rival the fast food industry, Jacobim Mugatu is the perfect henchman to get the job done. As a recognized public figure, he can offer you everything you've ever dreamed. But while his techniques "relax" you into a sense of false security, this hot little potato is using mind control techniques to force you into his League of Assassins.
4. MAMA FRATELLI - THE STRONG ARM
Every team needs it's muscle, and what is more frightening and intimidating than an elderly felon mother? A mother knows more than anyone else, how to punish and believe me, it doesn't hurt her more than it hurts you! Talk back to her and she'll cut out your tongue and feed it to your friends. Lie to her and she'll put your hand in a blender!
We give you...
THE BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THIS, BUT NOW YOU KNOW IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS SQUAD!!!!!!!