ByRob Harris, writer at
Sometimes I play video games.
Rob Harris

Warning: This article contains scenes that are not only sexually explicit, but are also downright logistically impossible.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - a fantasy role-playing video game in which you take control of a monster hunter for hire - was recently released to near universal critical acclaim, but what really seems to be grabbing the attentions of players are its hilariously bizarre game-breaking glitches.

One of the many nightmarish glitches in The Witcher
One of the many nightmarish glitches in The Witcher

One bug in particular, recorded by YouTuber Chris Klos, has been mystifying gamers and sex-ed teachers alike, turning what's meant to be a passionate scene of intimate intercourse into a hideous monstrosity of disembodied digital nakedness. Seriously - this stuff is beyond even the most outlandish of Karma Sutra sex positions...

For reference, this is what the scene is supposed to look like:

And here's what actually happened...

Not that type of head

How's the view from down there?

Er, does that feel good...?

I'm inside of, I'm literally INSIDE OF YOU!

I'm not even sure what I'm looking at here

How was it for you?

Be sure to watch the full, nightmarish video below:

The developers said they recorded 16 hours of motion capture for the game's sex scenes, but I bet even in their wildest dreams they could not possibly have envisioned the likes of this truly life-scarring encounter.

[Sources: YouTube, Destructoid]


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