ByPaul S., writer at
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The Suicide Squad is no doubt one of the most talked about movies online and it won't even be out until next year. You've got a stellar group of villains and anti-heroes that band together for the sake of wiping their records, and they all bring their own unique talents to the table.

What if you had to have a smaller team though? What if you could only pick four characters from any movie/TV show or video game an have them work together to accomplish a single objective. You couldn't just put four bad asses together and expect it to wok out. No, you need a team! One fully functioning unit with four members that can all contribute in their own way. With that said, say hello to The Unbeatable Suicide Squad

The Looks - Xenia Onatopp (GoldenEye)


In GoldenEye, Famke Janssen did an amazing job portraying the sexy Russian spy, Xenia Onatopp. Not only was she deadly on her own, but she was a master of seduction and had the right set of "skills" needed for smaller scale missions where violence may not have been necessary. She went toe-to-toe with Bond himself and shouldn't be underestimated just because "she's a woman".

The Muscle - The Mountain (Game of Thrones)

Sure, you can try to pull off the most dangerous operations without stirring up too much trouble, but when things go south, having a one man army on your side is never a bad idea. The Mountain is a deadly force to be reckoned with and should never be underestimated (especially if you think you've got him beat). He'll break through doors, rip down walls and crush skulls if he needs to. If you see him coming, your best chance of survival is to run as fast you can in the opposite direction.

The Wild Card - Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Look, things don't always go according to plan. Sometimes you'll walk right into a trap and sometimes the situation around you could change in a heart beat. You're going to need someone who thinks outside the box. Someone who won't try to be neat and tidy. They know what needs to be done and they don't give a rodent's posterior how many people get hurt in the process. If they need to blow up half their environment to complete the mission, you're damned certain that's what they're going to do! Plus, you know, it doesn't hurt having a guy whose hands can turn into cartoon saws and anvils!

The Brains - Moriarty (Sherlock)

You've got the looks, the muscle and the wild card, but without the brains, you've got nothing! You need someone who can plan an operation down to the microsecond. Moriarty isn't just the best Sherlock villain, he's one of the best villains ever! He's always thinking twenty steps ahead of his opponent and he's already won just when you think you've found a way to beat him. He's smart, deadly, brutal and menacing all in one insane package of a man.

P.S. Bonus internet points to anyone who gets the Sunny references.



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