This is my contest entry for the post-credits scene contest. I've been considering buying the MCU dvds for quite awhile now and I couldn't resist this awesome opportunity! My BluRay player also will no longer read discs so I'm killing two birds with one stone. MARVELous! I hope you enjoy my entry!
The Post-Credits Scene
The Gentleman is walking through the Oscorp chambers where he comes across the room with the number "7" on it. He opens up the door to reveal Joss Whedon inside. He is withered and chained to the walls. He weakly looks up to the Man In The Shadows.
What are you going to do to me?
The Gentleman takes off his hat and reveals himself to be Marc Webb. Dun dun duuuuuuun! He gives an evil grin and plays with the hat in his hand.
I plan to make a lot of money.
Much like the Captain America post-credits scene, we get a teaser right after this clip. There is a shot of Spider-Man swinging through New York and he passes by Avengers Tower. The camera zooms in on the tower to rub it in everyone's faces. Peter starts narrating.
Every day, I wake up knowing that the more people I try to save, the more enemies I will make. And it's just a matter of time before I face a fan-base with more outrage than I can overcome.
Peter is searching through Bing on his Sony Viao when his laptop suddenly turns evil and tries to kill him. A bulky man in a tank top comes in and destroys the laptop. He sustains a stab wound but rapidly heals from it. Wolverine offers Peter his hand.
Come with me if you want to live, bub.
There is a shot of Wolverine driving a truck with Spider-Man so he can establish obligatory exposition. As Wolverine talks, there are shots of Marc Webb swimming in money Scrooge McDuck style.
Sony has hired Marc Webb to milk money out of you. He has taken inspiration from the Marvel Cinematic Universe and is forcefully establishing a franchise for your universe. He has a thirst for money that rivals even Michael Bay's. He will stop at nothing to get a load of money, he must be stopped.
The truck flips over on its side violently. Peter looks out the truck window to see Doctor Doom menacingly approaching them. Doctor Doom is knocked over by Iron Man's uni-beam. There is a shot of Marc Webb slamming the table in frustration as he watches some security footage.
I see a world where Spider-Man, Wolverine and The Avengers are working together to save the world, is that not beautiful? Is it so wrong to gain a profit from it? No, of course not. So why do you insist on stopping me?
Marc Webb suits up in the Obadiah Stane Iron Monger suit and initiates a fighting stance as he towers over the heroes. Spider-Man looks up and takes a confident stance as he launches himself at Marc. The teaser then cuts to the title:
Spider-Man: Judgement Day
As the title is shown, the theme for Terminator is in the background. There is a small message that appears below the title that says "We're not sorry".
There is a shot of Spider-Man staring directly at a missile coming towards him. In a flash, Spider-Man disappears at the speed of light, he then looks up to notice that Barry Allen is carrying him.
You didn't see that coming?
Well that's my post-credits scene, slightly unorthodox but considering that Captain America also did this, it should be fine. The main point of this was to satirise the desperate cash grabs that a lot of studios are doing lately, especially TASM 2. Good luck to everyone else!