ByTramaine Terrance, writer at Creators.co

Imagine this shit. It would actually be kind of funny when i think about it. You got your nice innocent little child playing with woody and buzz. Then, as soon as that little bastard falls asleep, Woody and Buzz slit their throat. Just because they smile all the time doesn't mean their happy. Never take your eyes of your toys. What they don't tell you on the box is what ends up killing you. Don't worry about your future sense you won't have one. All is well that ends well i always say. One less annoying little brat we have to deal with. Imagine if the child is just enjoying a nice hot bath and then Woody and Buzz come out of nowhere and drown the little fucker. BATH TIME IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next stop- the grave yard. I know what you're thinking- What is wrong this man for thinking of something like this? It's quite simple, humans. I'm just having fun. Calm the fuck down and just roll with the thought and stop being so damn sensitive about everything. "That's just wrong. That's just evil." Shut the fuck up and enjoy it. Woody and Buzz had fun killing these little bastards. Why can't you have fun hearing about it? Growing up with these characters, made me think of all kinds of crazy shit that involves them."You got a friend in me." Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!

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