Bonjour and welcome to the Charming Cartoon Cafe! My name is Michelle and I will be your server this evening. If you haven't been here before, I understand that the menu can be a little intimidating.
Charming Cartoon Cafe is notorious for housing some of the best dishes as seen in our favorite animations. We have learned from the best of chefs, including fry cook Spongebob Squarepants, Princess Tiana, and Remy, who have personally trained our cooks in the kitchen to ensure we give you the real authentic deal.
I'll walk you through the menu, but I warn you. You will be salivating by the end and you'll want to order almost everything.
I would be more than happy to bring a round of near-Frozen chilled water directly shipped from Arendelle, courtesy of Queen Elsa herself.
However, if you're craving something a bit more, shall we say, alcoholic, I'd recommend our "Be Our Guest" Strawberry Champagne,
the Pawtucket Patriot Ale from Quahog, RI,
or finally our famous Duff Beer from Springfield.
If you're in the mood for some cheese and crackers, I recommend The Leaning Tower of Cheeza. It's the richest cheddar you've ever had complete with savory crackers.
Kronk's Spinach Puffs is a must have if you want something light and flakey. They're one of our most popular appetizers on the menu.
One of our specialty items is Ron Stoppable's bite-sized Nacos, which comprises of nacho chips and cheese, with some taco filling added, all wrapped into a homemade flour tortilla. Kim Possible comes here at least once a week to get her Naco cravings satisfied.
However, if you're in the mood for some pizza, the extra cheesy mini Goofy pizza is sure to make your stomach weep of happiness.
All entrees come with Aladdin's Street Rat Bread and The Land Before Time Green Salad.
Lady and the Tramp Spaghetti is a classic, yet favorite staple here at Charming Cartoon Cafe. Our special recipe includes meatballs that are filled with cheese. Can you say delicious?
If you're in need of getting your daily intake of veggies, be sure to try Remy's Ratatouille. It is quite the masterpiece of a dish.
Last, but not least, we also have the Krabby Patty. Fry cook Spongebob Squarepants himself has instructed our chefs on the proper way of preparing this gourmet burger, but just know our recipe is highly guarded and kept secret.
Now you need the perfect sweet treat to top off such a scrumptious meal. Might I suggest Tiana's exquisite beignets? They're to die for.
We also serve The Simpsons Doughnuts,
Eat Me Cookies by renowned baker Alice from Wonderland,
And finally, if you're in the mood for some rich chocolate, Reptar Bars are so incredibly creamy and chocolate-y. You won't be disappointed.
But beware! They will turn your tongue green.
Charming Cartoon Cafe is a pet friendly cafe, meaning you are more than welcome to bring your furry friend along. And trust me when I say we are not lacking when it comes to delectable dishes for your pet.
If you're feline is hankering for some cat food, be sure to order Jenny's cat food dish, as seen in Oliver and Company.
For our canine friends, I highly recommend the Scooby Snacks. Scooby Doo stops by once a week to stock up on them, and seeing as they're full of flavor, I can obviously understand why.
Need a few minutes to make a decision? Don't fret! With such appetizing and divine food, how is anyone supposed to choose? Charming Cartoon Cafe's food almost seems enchanted because its unbelievable how delicious the food is.
I bet you won't have any leftovers with a meal this delightful.