ByAmie Marie Bohannon, writer at Creators.co
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The first trailer for The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 is here, and basically it took our emotions, threw them against a wall, and smashed them into the dirt...

"Oh my Dear Miss Everdeen, make no mistake, the game isn't over..."

The end is nigh Hunger Games fans. We have just seen the last first trailer for a Hunger Games film ever...EVER! Needless to say, it was freaking EPIC and definitely amped up the already massive hype around the film! Still, after viewing said trailer around 50+ times, I would like to request Lionsgate compensate me for my medical bills this year due to being mentally and physically compromised by watching. No, not just Lionsgate, let's take it to Scholastic who published these blessed novels in the first place forever causing me to become unhealthily emotionally invested in fictional characters that will undoubtedly be the cause of my death come November 20th, 2015. HOW DARE YOU!

I know, however, I am not the only one Katniss Everdeen has preyed upon, not at all, and I am here to help! For everyone who has been victimized by the glory of The Mockingjay Part 2 trailer, I offer you the first step in your road to recovery, identifying the problem... Here are the 5 Emotions you most likely will or have already experienced while watching the first Mockingjay Part 2 Trailer....

WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD if you haven't read the books!

1. Denial

The is the most difficult stage to overcome. Refusing to accept the inevitable...

This is the trailer for last film in the series you say? Nope. Nope. Not happening. Katniss will return next year right?! MOCKINGJAY PART 3 PEOPLE! SO and SO dies? Nope. Everyone will be alive still and the world is rainbows and puppies. It's cool. I'm fine.

2. Pure Rage

As you soar past the denial stage, you will begin to feel pure unadulterated rage beyond your control...

In fact, you may feel like hijacked Peeta, unable to control the anger seeping inside you veins... Finnick and Annie's wedding? Lionsgate, HOW DARE YOU! Prim and Katniss dance? The sheer nerve of you! PEETA CRYING?! NOW you are just EVIL!

3. What-is-life-I-can't-even-I-won't-make-it-go-on-without-me

This is the part where you slip into state of chronic confusion...

After watching Katniss walk into the Capitol with her country behind her ready for battle, this stage can not be prevented. What day is it? What is my name, how did I get here, why is there a purple panda in my room? Yes, all these thoughts have crossed your mind and reality and make believe are meshing to the point you can't tell them apart....

4. Devastation

Now you've hit your lowest of lows.....

Welp, nice knowing you. RIP us... Prim and Katniss just put the last nail in our coffins... nothing else much to say. I don't have a will, but you can give my iPad to my cat. Thanks. Bye.

5. Elation

Just when you thought your days were over and you would soon walk through the great pearly gates...

Katniss Everdeen brings you back! GUYS! WE HAVE WAITED 5 YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT! We can wait just a FEW more months! The epilogue! The suspense! The end of President Snow!

THE FIRE WILL BURN FOREVER!

We've all got a fever and the only solution is WATCHING MOCKINGJAY PART 2 in theaters November 20th, 2015!

Till then, feel free to watch the trailer as many times as your heart desires! Me? I'm on #137......

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