The Harry Potter books are focussed on their titular character, the Boy Who Lived himself. However, the fine folks at Dorkly have taken a moment to create these super funny book covers imagining Voldemort as the central character.
The years at Hogwarts look pretty different from his point of view...
I gotta agree, if you had to be stuck on the back of anyone's head, Quirrell is not the best choice.
Real talk, Voldy: if a bunch of 11-year-olds can outwit your fiendish plans, you need to step up your game.
You got a free pass in book 3, Voldemort, don't waste it.
Aaaanndd we're back to your trademark stupidity. Well done.
I'm loving angry Lucius on this cover.
Don't forget that you chose Draco to complete a secret mission, too. That didn't go very well, did it?
Yeah, and out of the entire cast of the Harry Potter goodies, you didn't manage to kill many of them, did you? You got a Weasley, a House-elf and an owl, basically. Good job.
Should we all actually feel a bit sorry for Voldemort?