Alright, now we all have probably seen Avengers: Age of Ultron by now, right?
And I know that we all left the theaters thinking, "Gee whiz, when will Marvel finally get their act together and cast the right actors for the right roles??"
Well, you can all rest assured that the minds over here at MLee Inc. have put the best minds available on the subject.
Well fear, stress, and angrily comment no more! We now present to you, the perfect cast for this Avengers movie and all future installations in the franchise!
So without further formalities, we present to you, the all new cast of Avengers: Age of Ultron!
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Christopher Walken
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Adam Sandler
Bruce Banner/The Incredible Hulk: Chris Rock
Thor Odinson: Tommy Wisseu
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Jack Black (Jack Black Widow anyone??)
Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Talons the Hawk
Wanda Maximoff/Scarlett Witch: Will Smith
Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver: Eddie Murphy
The Vision/J.A.R.VI.S: Jaden Smith
Nick Fury: Kevin James (In character as Paul Blart)
Ultron: Rob Schneider
Col. James Rhodes/Iron Patriot: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sam Wilson/The Falcon: Ice Cube
Maria Hill: Ice T.
Now, aside from this stunning main cast, the film will also feature Vanilla Ice as Dr.Helen Cho, Sylvester Stallone as Laura Barton, Ben Stiller as Ulysses Klau, and Jon Lovitz as the voice of Laura and Clint's half hawk/half human children.
The film will also include guest appearances by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Heimdall, Nicolas Cage as Dr. Erik Selvig, Ray Romano as Peggy Carter, and Shaquille O'Neil as Thanos.
Now I know most of you are reacting like the image below right now:
But please, hold your applause and dry those tears because you definitely are going to need those tissues for when the actual movie comes out. This emotional roller coaster will be sure to have you all in tears by the end, because come Summer 2014, nothing will be the same. So, we here at MLee Inc. wish you a happy day, and remind you to please, give us your money.