There are many people out there, including myself, that often don't identify an actor by their actual name, but by their other roles. But what if those roles were used to identify not just the actor, but the other characters they play?! So I figured this would be worth a shot to try out in an article. Every character in this short retelling of the movie is replaced by a different character played by that actor.
So without further ado, I present to you...
Avengers: Age of Ultron - Alternate Character Version
Kick-Ass and his twin sister Elle Brody (from Godzilla) (who definitely wasn't his wife) stood by the window, watching the battle start outside in the cold. They were in the base of the villainous Professor Z (from Cars 2) who had experimented on them to give them superhuman powers. They watched as the Avengers hurdled towards the enormous HYDRA base.
The Avengers fought through the HYDRA agents. That's right, the entire Avengers team, including Sherlock Holmes (RDJ's Sherlock Holmes), The Human Torch (from Fantastic Four), The Huntsman (from Snow White and the Huntsman), Mindy (from The Spongebob Squarepants movie, that's right, ScarJo was in Spongebob), Hansel (from Hansel and Gretel), and Agent Dylan Rhodes (from Now You See Me) who had the ability to turn into a giant green monster!
They soon broke into the HYDRA base, and The Human Torch managed to knock out Professor Z. Sherlock Holmes quickly found the powerful scepter which had been left by The Huntsman's younger brother.
The Avengers went back to Avengers Tower and were immediately greeted by Robin Scherbatsky (How I Met Your Mother). Sherlock Holmes and Agent Rhodes began work on a supercomputer system using the information from the scepter to attempt to build a robot to protect the world. Eventually, they had to leave the computer alone to attend a party being hosted at the tower.
Among the attendees of the party, besides the Avengers, were Sergeant JT Sanborn (The Hurt Locker), who was good friends with the Human Torch, and Marty Kaan (House of Lies), who was good friends with Sherlock Holmes. During the party, a very strange relationship between Mindy and Agent Rhodes started to show. Suddenly, the supercomputer Sherlock and Agent Rhodes had tried to build earlier entered as a robot named Raymond Reddington (The Blacklist) and started to blow things up for some reason, but he was quickly defeated. Many other robots, all called Raymond Reddington as well, awoke back in the HYDRA base and began to work on a plan to destroy the world along side Kick-Ass and Elle Brody.
The Avengers started to find a way to hunt down Reddington, or 'Red' for short. Sherlock Holmes quickly recognized a familiar name that had been in the records of having known Professor Z (who had turned up dead in a picture sent from 'Red'). The name was of a smuggler known as Gollum or Smeagol (Lord of the Rings) who had taken Vibranium from a country known as Wakanda, which was ruled by Jackie Robinson (42). The Avengers quickly set off to find Gollum and hopefully find 'Red'.
Things went wrong in the attempt to stop 'Red' from taking the Vibranium. Elle Brody started using her abilities to inflict strange visions into people's minds. It caused the Human Torch to think about the days when he was with his girlfriend Cinderella's Mom (2015 Cinderella), The Huntsman to get a strange vision of his old friend Nelson Mandela (Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom), and Mindy to remember some weird Russian thing. Unfortunately, it also caused Agent Rhodes to turn into the giant monster, resulting in an enormous fight between him and a larger suit version of Sherlock Holmes.
Knowing they needed to escape the public after their total failure, the Avengers went to hide at the secret home of Hansel, where they met his wife Velma Dinkles (Scooby-Doo).
The Huntsman quickly left to get guidance from his friend Bootstrap Bill Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean). Sherlock Holmes was confronted by the former Director of SHIELD Mace Windu (Star Wars) who spoke to the entire team of Avengers about what to do next.
The Avengers worked together to stop 'Red' in one of his other plots and took a strange case from him that had an android body inside. Sherlock and Dr. Rhodes, without telling the rest of the team, began to put Sherlock's personal computer system into the android's body. The Human Torch showed up with Kick-Ass and Elle Brody, who were now good, to stop them. It resulted in a fight until The Huntsman returned and finished the process on the android. The android floated out and became known as Geoffrey Chaucer (A Knight's Tale)
Together, the new team, with the help of Mace Windu, stopped Red's plan to destroy the planet. Unfortunately, Kick-Ass lost his life to protect Hansel. Nevertheless, the Avengers saved the day. Some Avengers left the team after the battle, including Agent Rhody who flew himself presumably into the water. But The Human Torch and Mindy managed to form a new team of Avengers that would make sure that the world would stay safe.
.....Meanwhile, in a distant location of space, the Mad Titan known as George W. Bush (W.) opened a case, put his Infinity Gauntlet onto his hands and said "Fine, I'll do it myself."
....Ok, Now It's THE END
What did you think?! Was this enjoyable? Should I do more Alternate Character Versions of movies? And if so, which ones?! Let me know in the comments. And thanks for reading!