Arnold Schwarzenegger was the best kindergarten teacher any kid could've hoped for. He taught incredibly important lessons, imparting his unique brand of wisdom with inspirational messages like this one:
Furthermore, he was firm but fair
And he always told it to his pupils straight
Although he may have lost his temper occasionally...
But, hey - who doesn't now and again? The point I'm trying to make is that Arnie was a great teacher, so it mystifies me to think why anyone would want to replace him!
Yes, Kindergarten Cop is getting a remake. No, Arnie isn't going to reprise his role. Bummer, right? Apparently, the remake could go straight to DVD, so it's probably a budget constraint rather than anything else.
I'd like to think I'd boycott this remake in Arnie's absence, but who am I kidding? It's still Kindergarten-freaking-Cop!