ByRob Harris, writer at
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Rob Harris

Arnold Schwarzenegger was the best kindergarten teacher any kid could've hoped for. He taught incredibly important lessons, imparting his unique brand of wisdom with inspirational messages like this one:

Furthermore, he was firm but fair

And he always told it to his pupils straight

Although he may have lost his temper occasionally...

But, hey - who doesn't now and again? The point I'm trying to make is that Arnie was a great teacher, so it mystifies me to think why anyone would want to replace him!

Yes, Kindergarten Cop is getting a remake. No, Arnie isn't going to reprise his role. Bummer, right? Apparently, the remake could go straight to DVD, so it's probably a budget constraint rather than anything else.

I'd like to think I'd boycott this remake in Arnie's absence, but who am I kidding? It's still Kindergarten-freaking-Cop!


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