BySam McCormick, writer at
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1. You're a blond...

Cersei Lannister is so impressed.
Cersei Lannister is so impressed.

If you have blond hair or have recently died your hair blond then it's a dead give away that you are becoming a Lannister.

2. You have a resting bitch face

Family fun times.
Family fun times.

Your face just doesn't smile or when it does it is only out of your own sarcasm. Your friends think your face is punchable, and punchable faces are very Lannister.

3. You're have more in common with your uncle than you think...

What a touching reunion.
What a touching reunion.

If you've recently discovered that you're uncle is more than just your uncle, then you are on the right track to becoming a Lannister.

4. You enjoy a nice beverage...

I cook with wine.  Occasionally I add food.
I cook with wine. Occasionally I add food.

Even at midday, if you're a Lannister, you start popping bottles.

5. …like, seriously, if you're a Lannister, you'll always have a glass in hand.

Another liquid lunch...
Another liquid lunch...

Good thing about a Lannister is they know how to party. So if you love to party, you might a Lannister.

6. You're a real dick

If you treat people badly for fun, one you're a dick, and two you're becoming a Lannister.

7. You're so vain

This gold really brings out my eyes...
This gold really brings out my eyes...

Lannisters love checking themselves out in gold plates. So if you eat off a gold plate and check yourself out in it, you're a Lannister.

8. You're sneaky

If you find yourself sneaking around the house late at night for a treat, planning something evil or even manipulating someone to do things they don't want to do something they don't want to do, then you are becoming a Lannister.

9. The weddings you attend are crazy...

Did someone break their leg during the bouquet toss, threaten warfare on another house, or choke to death on some wine? Then you may have just been to a Lannister wedding.

10. You've begun repaying your debts.

If you've begun repaying your friends for those smaller coats then you are definitively becoming a Lannister. In Game of Thrones, the Lannister words after all are "A Lannister always repays his debts".

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