If you're not up to date with Season 3 of Orange is the New Black, step away now. Spoilers abound and you have been warned!
Before we deal with the stressful climax of Litchfield's last outing, here's a lovely GIF of Piper and Alex being adorable together...
Okay, so remember that Season 3 saw Alex get totally paranoid that drug lord Kubra is gonna send someone to kill her? Sadly, her paranoia *seems* to have been justified as scary henchman Aydin shows up and corners her in Litchfield's greenhouse.
Still, Laura Prepon is rather more optimistic than the character she plays. She dropped what may be a massive spoiler on her Instagram with the caption:
Glasses✔️Eyeliner✔️Badge✔️ ...excited to get out there and make an awesome season for you guys! #season4 #alexvause #Oitnb #bestfansever
Of course, maybe Alex is just coming back as a corpse or in flashbacks, but Prepon's Instagram hint does indicate the glorious return of Alex Vause.
Yes, please. And more hate sex, too, if possible.
Do you think that Alex Vause is dead on Orange is the New Black?