ByKok Ee Hsiang, writer at Creators.co
I write short stories, draw comics and am a fan of Marvel
Kok Ee Hsiang

The Sha Army, or Sha'army, or even Sharmy if you wanna be so darn lazy, is the elite team of Sha People who have taken over / blown up many planets. Sha is actually a contagious virus, and the people who suffer from it become crazy, stupid-but-yet-smart beings. (See below) And the Sha'army is a whole population of them.

Random Sha person.
Random Sha person.

And that below would be the Sha'army.

The 179,485th division, to be exact.
The 179,485th division, to be exact.

Okay, well, let's get on with the list, shall we?

First on the list, we have:

1. Dazzler


Shine bright like a diamond...
Shine bright like a diamond...

Abilities:

Dazzler is a mutant with the ability to transduce sound into light. She can use any source of sound for this (with the exception of her own voice unless it is redirected to her via speakers). She stores this energy until she is willing and/or able to release it.

Why he / she would lose against the Sha'army:

The Sha people have no weakness to light. And they don't much noise when fighting, except for the commander barking out orders. The Sha'army is expandable, so they don't really need to shout or yell when fighting. Shine all you want, Dazzler, one touch from the Sha'army and you lose.

Up next...

2. Blue Streak

Who, now?
Who, now?

Abilities:

Blue Streak was a long-time enemy of Captain America's until he was killed by the Scourge of the Underworld. You might think he's pretty powerful to go up against Cap for so long, but here comes the weird part: He wore roller skates that propelled him at “speeds at least up to 125 miles per hour.” That's as fast as a tesla roadster.

Why he / she would lose against the Sha'army:

You have roller skates? The Sha'army has a footballer that can run twice your speed. And they have teleportation devices. And rockets. So basically, yeah.

And...

3. Man-Ape

Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah.

Abilities:

Do i have to? Fine, I will. M'Baku is a worshipper of the sacred White Gorilla who was exiled from Wakanda because of his actions in leading the cult and betraying The Black Panther. A sacred ritual gives him apelike strength, agility and stamina, earning him the name Man-Ape. *facepalm*

Why he / she would lose against the Sha'army:

*facepalm* Of course the Sha'army would win. Which would you prefer more? "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" or "Dawn of the Planet of the Sha People"? Just surround him and touch him.

NEXT!!!

4. Paste-Pot Pete - Trapster

Fighting heroes in pajamas...
Fighting heroes in pajamas...

Abilities:

A genius chemist who invented a potent multi-polymer adhesive and immediately decided to use his invention to commit crimes. First assuming the identity of Paste-Pot Pete, he changed it to the more intimidating name of the Trapster. It's not.

Why he / she would lose against the Sha'army:

So you have a glue gun and can glue stuff, like what the giant did to the exploding pee Sharen when they attacked Minecraftia. But the normal soldiers are thin. The only big thing on them is their head. Again, just a touch will do.

Next......

5. Doctor Bong

Is that a bell on his head?
Is that a bell on his head?

Abilities:

Doctor Bong possesses no innate powers. He is a genetic engineering genius and has demonstrated the ability to evolve normal animals into semi-humanoid beings. Oh, a Dr. Animo from Marvel.

Why he / she would lose against the Sha'army:

The Sha'army can just turn the humanoids to their side by touching them. When Dr. Bong touches the humanoids, he will also become Sha.

N...Next...

6. Ruby Thursday


Mysterio, is that you?!
Mysterio, is that you?!

Abilities:

Ruby Thursday is able to shape-shift her head into any shape she pleases, whether it be human in shape or an offensive weapon such as a sword. She had been seen to transform into many different appearances, such as a giant pair of lips, a shield, and a pair of wings. She can also sprout multiple appendages from her head, such as several arms or tentacles. Inside her head are several defensive weapons, such as stingers and explosive charges. Ruby Thursday is able to launch her head from her body at will and hover around, or simply explode her head and knocking everyone in her close vicinity unconscious. Due to her computer mind, Ruby is unable to be killed.

Why he / she would lose against the Sha'army:

Easy. If a head can fly around, it's bound to be touched.

And for the rest, I won't say anything. It's too obvious.

7. Bird Brain

A human-bird hybrid Ani-Mate who escaped from 'Paradise' Island, Bird-Brain was adopted by the New Mutants... just look at it.

8. Hellcow

A Cow that was bitten by Dracula. Cow + Vampire = Hellcow. Truly horrifying.

Poll

So, who do you think would win in the end? The Sha'army or the weirdos of Marvel?

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