We know that comics have become more “diverse” in recent years. I mean we even have a Homo-Black-Tino Spider-Man over there at Mar-Vell. And now the Supreme Court of the real United States say that gay marriage is legit. The pink, fleshy hammer has dropped. This means that homoerotic themes may be brewing in our favorite superhero TV shows as well. Here’s some evidence that Arrow and The Flash like to poke each other speedily.
THEY SHARE THE SAME TWEENYBOPPER NETWORK: CW is known for the chick stuff. Gay men can appreciate that as well. Fortunately, they throw in the action and quality storylines to keep the straight man fooled.
STEVE AMELL WEARS MASCARA: And instead of a proper mask, just smears the black stuff in a line over his eyes.
FLASH IS JUST SO EFFEMINATE: The way he talks, the way he “pines” over a girl who he is lifelong friends with. The best friend of a girl is usually the gay guy.
THEY HOLD TOO MUCH EYE CONTACT: When they converse, its very serious and “deep.”
FLASH WAS CURED OF WANTING TO KICK ARROW’S ASS BY RAINBOW-COLORED LIGHTS: He was an aggressive straight man who wanted to do some gay-bashing, until the pretty lights cured him. It’s like reverse gay-convertion therapy.
FLASH CAN’T GET A CHICK, Arrow CAN’T HOLD ONE: Sounds like somebodies are confused and still open to experimentation.
THEY LIKE TO “CROSS OVER” A LOT: They just can’t stay “off each other’s shows.” Estranged lovers don’t stay that way for long, if the romance is alive.
Your turn, P.C. Police…feel free to bash me for being an insensitive prick!