BySam Plank, writer at Creators.co
"You have to be what you are. Whatever you are, you gotta be it." -Johnny Cash. Tweet a tweeter at my twitty twitter, @tw1tterintw1t
Sam Plank

Jason couldn't do it. Teenagers couldn't do. Even deep space couldn't do it! So when Freddy Krueger gets resurrected once again, who you gonna call?

Charles Xavier, Wolverine, Deadpool, and Dean Winchester!

Charles Xavier

I C U, Freddy
I C U, Freddy

Wolverine

Does he have telekinesis too? Ohh, yeah...too soon.
Does he have telekinesis too? Ohh, yeah...too soon.

Deadpool

Oh, hello there!
Oh, hello there!

Dean Winchester

Pie!
Pie!

The bad guy:

Freddy Krueger

Call me Logan, Sr.
Call me Logan, Sr.

Aaaaaand, cue action!

Opening scene:

5 teenage friends are walking down Elm Street, and come to 1428. On a dare, one of them goes inside Freddy Krueger's old house, where he finds a trap door in the kitchen...eh, you get it, Freddy is awakened, and he starts terrorizing people and puppies. Enter the good guys!

Act 1

Wolverine starts it off by fighting Ole Scissorfingers. Anything Freddy throws at him, Logan stops. Python arms? Chopped off. Acid shooting leeches? Skin grows back. All the while, Deadpool and Dean narrate the fight, running their mouths like only they can. After about 5 minutes of toying with Freddy, Logan slices him to bits and is victorious! At least in this realm...

Act 2

Charles, knowing that Freddy is all about invading dreams, sends Deadpool into a coma to finish him in his dreams. Freddy throws all sorts of nightmares his way, but Deadpool's horrible jokes finally drive Freddy mad, and Deadpool chops a distracted Freddy into little pieces, and whizzes on the remains. Only, since this is a dreamworld, Deadpool whizzes gasoline, which he lights with his dreamworld laser beam eyes and burns up what's left of Freddy, sending him straight to hell. Finally, it's over! Wait, Freddy didn't let hell stop him from coming back in all 30 sequels...

Act 3

Who's the only bad bro with an appetite for pie that can get into hell, finish off Freddie, and come back out unscathed? Dean Freakin' Winchester! Cas sends him to hell, where he whips out his hex bag, draws some blood symbols on a wall, does a little dance, and boom! Freddy's demon soul is sucked into a cage, or black demon hole, or something from where he can never return! Until the next reboot...

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