BySam Plank, writer at Creators.co
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In Back to the Future 1, 2 and 3, we get to see all sorts of versions of Biff Tannen. 1955 young Biff, 1985 middle-aged Biff, and 2015 old fart Biff. The old fart version is pretty harmless, being bullied by his grandson Griff, but still able to figure out how to operate a time machine he's never been in or seen before.

In #3, we meet Mad Dog Tannen of 1885, as well. Griff and Mad Dog are two crazy, out-there versions of Biff. Griff's bionic implants are fried, and Mad Dog is, well, a crazy mad outlaw.

And Biff's grandma sounds pretty freakin nuts too.

Always wondered if Biff did the voice for Gramma
Always wondered if Biff did the voice for Gramma

But this is all about the OB. The original Biff. And he was one murderous son of a bitch, as Marty called him about 20 times in #2.\

Let's start with 1955 Biff BTTF #1.

Billy Freakin' Zane!
Billy Freakin' Zane!

After Marty borrows that little dude's crate scooter and makes the world's first skateboard, Biff and his goons chase him around the square a bit in their car. "I'm gonna ram him!" and "SH###########!" are the last words they say before they get a horse crap bath.

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But the dude was gonna ram him! As in, squish him dead! Psycho!

1955 Biff, after getting his car fixed ($300!!!!), ends up chasing Marty down the tunnel again in BTTF #2, and was very intent on running his butt over again! Attempted murder number 5 is in the books. What happened to attempts number 3, 4 and 5? Biff had multiple chances to run Marty into the side of the tunnel, knock him off the car, etc. during the chase. I was nice and gave him only 3 attempted murder charges.

run away from the light, Marty Beth!
run away from the light, Marty Beth!

I would move onto the money-hungry, crazy 1985-2015 alternate Biff, but he probably let fame and fortune...

...and nuclear waste
...and nuclear waste

go to his head.

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