ByFluffy Duckerman, writer at
He's a mean motherfuck*r!
Fluffy Duckerman

The Apocalypse has arrived and now I must decide who I shall take by my side. Here's my entry for the Pick Your Apocalypse Team Contest. What a lovely lovely day!

1. The Muscle - Batman

If you don't have Batman by your side in the Apocalypse, you're basically dead. He is resourceful, a skilled fighter and is just an all around bad-ass. As the muscle of the team, he will keep up both the offense and defense perfectly. If he can take on Darkseid of Apokolips, why wouldn't he be able to take on the Apocalypse?

2. The Psycho - Deadpool

The world is in ruin, there are barely any people left and psychological stability is dwindling. How do we stay sane? By being with someone insane. Okay, maybe I like this guy a bit too much but come on, this nut-job has just the right moves to keep our wits together. If we're worried we're going crazy, we simply compare ourselves to Deadpool and take comfort in the fact that we're not as insane as him. The thing is, when in a mad world, you'll need a mad person by your side.

3. The Wild Card - Cucco

Remember the first time you played Ocarina Of Time? You had just arrived in Kakariko Village so you could head up to Death Mountain and you find the cutest little chicken. Being the curious gamer that you are, you decide to give it a couple of wacks. BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER! You are now at the mercy of an entire flock of angry chickens brutally pecking you to death and there is no escape. Imagine having a Cucco on your team? Everytime someone tries to attack you, you literally have an army of unkillable homicidal chickens at your disposal. This guy is going to be a life saver when it comes to the Apocalypse!

Well that's my team for the Apocalypse. Good luck to everyone else trying to survive the Apocalypse! Just don't steal my stuff, I'll get my killer chickens on you. Just kidding. Or am I?


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