THE STORY: The year is 2134, and the post-apocalyptic landscape that had been the backdrop of so many of your favorite films has now become your world. Water is scarce, the deserts are endless and there is a steady stream of deranged outlaws on your tail. To stay alive and maintain any hopes of rebuilding civilization you've got to team up with the absolute best.
First off I have to stipulate the rules I set for my self when coming up with my extraordinary league of post-apocalyptic baddies who will be my PA team.
- Must be characters who live in a post-apocalyptic world
- Can't be "extremely" (remember the importance of this word) super powered
- A realistic team with varying skills
Keeping this in mind lets begin!
1.)TANK GIRL (Rebecca Buck)
The first thought in my mind for my PA Team! She's a super tough punk who is used to having a bounty on her head. The reason I would choose her besides being proficient at every means to kill a person is simply because she's hilarious, and what's more important in between your mass casualty gorefests than a good laugh? Also she comes prepared with her own house as her and her tank are inseparable , I can't personally think of a better person to handle the task of survival.
2.) Maya ("The Siren")
what is a team if there isn't a medic? Truly a relentless powerhouse of a character, Maya is not limited to just her skill of "phaselocking" enemies (suspension of target in midair) which would allow our team to eat a well balanced meal while taking pot shots at whoever may cross our path (yes, it's a dog eat dog world) but she also has the astounding ability to heal whoever stays close to her vicinity needless to say I would eat, sleep and whatever else I have time to do by her side.
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” - Josh Billings
I feel "Dogmeat" is a must have for any post-apocalyptic team, the only one you wouldn't have to worry about turning on you in a crazy ever changing world. He could search for food, alert you to any threat and keep you warm on a cold night. He's an immortal dog with lots of personality and not to mention extremely cute.
This is what I would consider the ultimate team given the situation, if I had to sum up our team in one phrase I would say "napalm enema". Thank you for reading, let me know what you think.