Did anyone else watching Jurassic World feel a little sorry for the Indominus Rex? Sure, she's a genetically-modified killing machine... but we've all been hungry and stressed out before, right?
The whole story of Jurassic World looks completely different from her point of view... beware of SPOILERS!
Hi, I'm Indominus Rex.
I had a little brother or sister egg... but I got hungry.
I'm literally ALWAYS HUNGRY. I bet that lady tastes like pizza.
Night and day, just tramping round this tank, bored out of my mind and HUNGRY.
Seriously, you spend that long in a cage, everything looks like this.
Mmmmmm, Pizza Rolls. I mean, I could murder a chunk of triceratops, but that's a pretty poor substitute for pizza.
One day, this idiot let me escape.
All of the raptors LOVE him and I have literally no idea why.
Me: 'Excuse me, good sir, where's the pizza at?'
Dude with gun: *shoots me repeatedly*
These kids would not let me play with them.
Honestly, kids these days are so rude.
These dinos were much nicer, albeit quieter.
My mom would be so proud of me... y'know, if I had a mom rather than a complex blend of frog and cuttlefish DNA in a lab somewhere.
Still, I journeyed on, desperate for pizza.
Buffalo Chicken, Jalapeno poppers... I don't care, it's not like I'm fussy or anything.
SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS THE PIZZA?!
I'm getting tired of your attitude.
Ugh, I can't even with this busted-ass wannabe.
She was, like, a less hot version of me. Everyone saw it.
This big fish dude looks friendly...
I'll ask him where the pizza's at. TTYL!