BySam Plank, writer at Creators.co
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You've seen what can come of superheroes having kids. Jack Jack, Dash and Violet are three of the cutest ones. But what if REAL-LIFE superheroes, not those cartoons, had babies? Let's have a look at these lovely couples' bundles of joy!

Bruce Banner & Sue Storm

easy there big fella
easy there big fella

Imagine a baby who doesn't get fed in time. Baby throws a temper tantrum. Baby hulks out. Then baby disappears. The good news? Baby's parents will hopefully see this coming and buy baby some stretchy diapers, or else there's gonna be a LOT of invisible baby poops all over the city!

bad hulk!
bad hulk!

James Madrox & Supergirl

She loves him more and more and more each day
She loves him more and more and more each day

I was going to pick She Hulk here, but a big green guy already got some action. Let's pass around the possibilities of this one. Throw in a little genetic engineering here to make sure Supergirl and Multiple Man have a super strong self-replicating boy, and the NFL would either empty one of their teams for this couple's kid and his duplicates, or graciously expand the league to 33 teams!

if they had girls...softball maybe?
if they had girls...softball maybe?

Mystique & Cyborg

Ignore Lex Luthor's awkward arm there
Ignore Lex Luthor's awkward arm there

Assuming not all of Cyborg is...um...metal, then this could possibly be one strange kid. Mystique's ability to morph into anyone, and with Cyborg's metal stuff, what we might get would be a kid that would be able to morph into a toaster if he talked back to his mom, and hide in the kitchen.

...or has this already been done...
...or has this already been done...

Storm & Thor

rollin' like thunder!
rollin' like thunder!

In our house, we call our youngest kid The Hurricane...the damage she causes would be piddly compared to this kid! And imagine trying to change that little guy. Rubber diapers anyone?

#2 will shock you!
#2 will shock you!

Human Torch & Ice

fire & ice!
fire & ice!

I had to dig for a woman with icey superpowers, but found her, finally. The baby that these two make would win the award for Most Pointless Superbaby, starting fires and then putting them out. Nonstop. Sorry kid, but not quite as bright of a future as the rest of 'em.

woo!
woo!

But that doesn't mean that I won't google for a supercool picture of a hot woman and put her on here!

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