So everybody has seen the leaked footage of the Suicide Squad trailer from two days ago, but now that it's been officially released in high-definition despite previous statements saying otherwise, here's a slide-by-slide breakdown of the "Suicide Squad" trailer! There's a lot to see her, folks.
WALLER: "It's taken some work but I finally have them...the worst of the worst."
Hopefully Hannibal Lecter didn't make that meal...
WALLER: "Let's just say I put them in a hole and threw away the hole."
[MAN]: "There's rumors amounting(???) that some of them have...abilities."
WALLER: "Oh yeah...I have seen things. Maybe Superman was some kind of beacon for them to creep back from the shadows."
WALLER: "I want to assemble a task force of the most dangerous people on the planet...that way(???) they can do some good."
[MAN]: "They're bad guys."
WALLER: "Exactly. And if anything goes wrong we blame them. We have built-in deniability."
[MAN]: "What makes you think you can control them?"
WALLER: "Because getting people to act against their own self interest is what I do for a living."
Looks like me when I just can't seem to find a comfortable position to sleep in.
"Hey...why'd the fire go out?"
Wow, maybe that meal WAS made by Hannibal Lecter! Prison really jacked him up, eh?
HARLEY: "Are you the devil?"
WALLER: "All you need to know is you work for me."
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ah, ah, ah...STAYIN' ALIVE!!!
DEADSHOT: "So that's it, huh? We're the patsies."
DEADSHOT: "We're some kind of suicide squad."
DEADSHOT: "Let's go save the world."
Croc is looking at Harley with those I-really-wanna-punch-you faces.
The Joker likes pandas too, so he gives out panda suits to his henchmen! Heck, why not?
Umm...yeah, I don't think that's the real Batman, guys.
HARLEY: "You're in so much trouble..."
HEY, it's the Joker! LOOK!!!!
Hopefully it's not cold outside. Her tongue might get stuck to the rail.
Yesterday people were speculating that the ending scene with Joker torturing someone might have been Jason Todd, but I think this slide right here is from that same scene. If you ask me, it looks like he's torturing Miss Harleen Quinzel...but hey, I could be...CRAZY.
KATANA, DON'T CRY!
HARLEY: "I hope you've got insurance!"
"Ugh...the Bat is on our car again, honey. What is this, the fifth time? Geesh. You'd think he'd learn by now!"
Now THIS is the real Batman.
HARLEY: (evil laugh)
Prison Break? Or perhaps creation of Killer Croc? Who knows.
I'm not sure if she's yelling at someone or if she runs into the wall, but the trailer sure seems to suggest a little bit of both...
Harley just wants her HUBBA BUBBA...
BOOMERANG: "You know what they say about the crazy ones."
JOKER: (evil laugh)
Can anybody read those tattoos right there?
JOKER: "Oh, I'm not gonna kill ya."
JOKER: "I'm just gonna hurt you--
While I might not be as big a fan of this trailer as I am the Batman vs Superman trailer, this one still rocks! The best part is, hands down, seeing Jared Leto's Joker in action for the first time. And with that crazy ominous "I Started a Joke" playing in the background? AWESOME. If you want to see the trailer itself, here it is:
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BONUS! Here's a drawing I sketched up two nights ago to celebrate the release of the trailers up at Comic-Con! I'm sure everyone has seen the picture I was basing it off of.
I'm super-pumped for this movie, but tell me, what did YOU think of the trailer?Tell me in the comments below!