ByChristina Nguyen, writer at
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Christina Nguyen

You either love to hate them or hate you love them. We're talking about Bitches! No matter what world, magical or not, bitches can be found anywhere in any form. They can be the top boss at the work places, the queen of the high school or be the new gold digging fiancé, they always seem to have a ridiculous style and you either overwhelming love or hate them.

6. Meredith Blake - Parent Trap (1998)

Before Lindsay Lohan's publicly train wrecked her life, she starred as twins in the Parent Trap remake where Elaine Hendrix plays the sexy bombshell that has the twin's father wrapped around her little gold digging finger. Her biggest bitch quality would be her distain for the girls and her ringing a little golden bell to get house assistance.

Meredith Blake: First change I make is to send that two-faced little brat off to boarding school in Timbuktu.

Richard, Meredith's Assistant: Oof, Ice Woman!

Meredith Blake: Proud of it, babe!

5. Kat Stratford - 10 things I Hate about you (1999)

The beautiful yet damaged older Stratford sister played by Julia Stiles has the reputation as the biggest "shrew" in the school. However aloof and stand-offish she may seem, by the end we all know it was all an act to hide her massive heart. Her biggest bitch quality was talking back in English class and being Miss "I Have An Opinion About Everything".

Walter Stratford: Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?

Kat Stratford: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

4. Miranda Priestly - The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

The industry-feared executive magazine editor, masterfully played by Meryl Streep, completely destroyed Anne Hathaway's character and built her back up to become a size four workaholic. Her biggest bitch quality is making Hathaway run across New York for the copy of the unreleased Harry Potter Book and back stabbing her coworker to save her own ass ...and just general sassiness.

Jocelyn: [at a board meeting over the April issue] Well... they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...
Miranda Priestly: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.

3. Kathryn Merteuil - Cruel Intentions (1999)

Sarah Michelle Gellar plays wealthy and popular Kathryn Merteuil who schemes with her stepbrother, Sebastian, to seduce new girl Cecille (Reese Witherspoon). If her generally back stabbing and manipulative ways isn't enough, her cruel intentions actually gets somebody killed! Damn, this girl is a crazy one. Her biggest bitch moment is when she made Sebastian end his true love with Cecille out of spite/jealousy.

Kathryn: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.

2. Dolores Umbridge - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Everyone wanted this lady dead more than Voldemort in the 5th instalment of the Harry Potter franchise. Dolores Umbridge from the Ministry of Magic took over the Defences of the Dark arts classes in Hogwarts and taught the kids dark magic with theory, books and comprehension. No wands, no spells, no magic. Her biggest bitch quality is her unothordox way of punishment, and her horrendous interior design skills.

"You know, I really hate children."
"Deep down, you know that you deserve to be punished. Don't you, Mr Potter?"
"Boys and girls are not to be within eight inches of each other."

1. Regina George - Mean Girls (2005)

Without a doubt, the winner of biggest bitch goes to Regina George. She ruled the school with a two-faced iron fist. This skirt-fake-complimenting, massive-room-hogging, jingle-bell-rock singing queen of North Shore High School even made her teachers felt damaged with her quick witted insults. Her biggest bitch moment was releasing the Burn Book to the whole school and standing on top of the steps, watching the havoc that appeared in a glorious fashion as every girl in school starting ripping each other apart.

Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: [after girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.

Karen: I can't go out.

[faux coughs softly]

Karen: I'm sick.

Regina: Boo, you whore!


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