Before Season 3 of Rick and Morty finally graces our screens, let's remind ourselves of how insanely quotable Rick & his timid grandson truly are. Time to get riggidy riggidy wrecked, son! Check out the best Rick and Morty quotes we have heard so far.
Rick: Morty... I had to— I had to do ih... I had t— I had— I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb. We're gonna drop it down there, just... get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start.
Nighttime Is My Time
Rick: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
How Rick Sees School
Rick: Listen, Jerry, I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. It's your house. It's your world. You're a real Julius Caesar but I'll tell you some tell you how how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time a bunch of people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, "two plus two." The people in the back say, "four." Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it's it's not a place for smart people Jerry, and I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue.
Not-So Good Morning
Morty: Uh, morning Frank.
Frank: "Morning"? What was that supposed to mean? You making fun of me? Are you trying to say my family is poor?
Beth: I am not putting my father in a home! He just came back into my life, and you want to... grab him and... stuff him under a mattress like last month's Victoria's Secret?!
Davin-itely Not A Good Idea
Jerry: Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brain all over your naked bodies.
Principal Vagina: Mrs Smith? This is Principal Vagina, no relation.
Hitler Had A Heart
Morty: You're a monster. You're like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something!
Principal Vagina: We had a little incident. A student was frozen to death. And there's no evidence that a latino student did it! Everyone wants to take this to a racial place, I won't let them.
Rick: I need to type in the coordinates to our home world, Morty. Cover me.
Morty: Oh, man. I mean, you know, I-I don't want to shoot nobody.
Rick: They're just robots, Morty! It's okay to shoot them! They're robots!
Glenn: Aaaaah! My leg is shot off!
Other Gromflomite: Glenn's bleeding to death! Someone call his wife and children!
Morty: They're not robots, Rick!
Rick: It's a figure of speech, Morty. They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them.
Jerry's Not An Improvisor
Jerry: Oh, look honey. It's our son with Albert Ein-douche. I'm an angry father, not an improviser.
Missing School Isn't Cool
Beth: Dad, how could you make my son miss an entire semester of school? I mean, it's not like he's a hot girl, he can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone's else's.
Jerry's Dark Past
Rick: I'm a genius, I build robots for fun.
Jerry: Well, now you can build baskets, watch Paul Newman movies on VHS and mentally scar the boy scouts every christmas.
Rick: What does that mean?
Jerry: It's personal.