ByEmily Benken, writer at Creators.co
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Emily Benken

Ok. I get it. Some superheroes are flipping awesome. For example, X-MEN's Jean Grey has telekinesis AND the ability to read minds. Wolverine has an amazing ability to heal from injury. Those are awesome.

However, some superheroes just don't make any sense. Thing from THE FANTASTIC FOUR is a boulder. That's it. He doesn't even have ears. Marvel's Iron Man and DC's Batman both aren't even "superheroes," they are just extremely rich playboys. Jubilee from X-MEN is good for an Independence Day celebration, but not much else with her ability to shoot fireworks. Matter-Eater Lad from the legion of superheroes just had Pica. He probably needed medication and psychological help. Arm Fall Off Boy (again from Legion of Superheroes) had odd form of leprosy that had to be painful.

So, as you can see, these characters should not be called superheroes. They are more like STUPIDheroes, a result of lazy writing and no real creativity. Although to be honest, Iron Man and Batman are still pretty darn cool.....

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