ByHeather Snowden, writer at
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Heather Snowden

OMG they're back again!

Yes guys, you heard that right. This might be the most important announcement of the year for everyone, everywhere. Backstreet Boys and 'NSync are teaming up to make kids of the '90s scream all over again, by starring in a horror film together. It's called Dead 7. And it's by the guys who made the Sharknado series. It sells itself really, doesn't it?

Burying the rivalry hatchet, along with a bunch of zombies, Dead 7 is "a Western futuristic horror movie," written by and starring Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter.

It'll probably be like that time Glee did that Backstreet/'NSync mash-up, but better.

There's a hit list of '90s icons Carter wants to include in the post-apocalyptic drama, which so far comprises of Backstreet Boys Howie Dorough, A.J. McLean and 'NSync's Joey Fatone. Jordan Knight from New Kids on the Block is also a target.

If you need any help with your dream team list, Nick, just give us a shout. However, in the meantime please allow us to re-introduce you to the cast of Dead 7, alongside some probably, maybe, very accurate ways they'll meet their maker, inspired by our favorite horror flicks:

1. Nick Carter - Backstreet Boys

Probable Cause of Death: As in Deadly Friend, we think a basket ball to the face is probably the coolest way to go for this '90s curtain-haired stud.

2. Howie Dorough - Backstreet Boys

Probable Cause of Death: A zombie masquerading as a blonde vixen tempts Howie into an evening of culinary adventure. Unfortunately for him however, the night is soon over when he receives a fatal Shish Kebab to the throat a la Happy Birthday To Me.

3. A.J. McLean - Backstreet Boys

Probable Cause of Death: Pole to the face, Paris Hilton House of Wax style . Sorry bro, but at least your excellent hat collection will be safe. Silver linings and all that.

4. Joey Fatone - 'NSYNC

Probable Cause of Death: Joey could be chillin' in bed, having a yoghurt and watching his friend star in The Social Network. All of a sudden he'd be abruptly pulled into his mattress and a ton of blood would explode like a geyser from the hole, like that scene in A Nightmare On Elm Street.

Jordan Knight - New Kids on the Block

Probable Cause of Death: It's important to keep this face intact I think, so we're gunning for an immaculate decapitation for Mr. Knight. Perhaps the glass shatters when he's topping up his tan one afternoon in the salon? It could be a The Omen vs. Final Destination 3 fusion thing. Maybe?

Excited? Of course you are.

All together now: Everybody, YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!


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