Celebrities have to deal with a lot of weird shit. Annoying people are constantly trying to take pictures of them literally everywhere they go. Now it appears they can't even wear open-toed shoes or go barefoot without their lower extremities ending up on the Internet.
Obviously, I'm talking about WikiFeet (no connection to WikiLeaks or Wikipedia), the newest voyeuristic celebrity site that has done something that is equal parts incredible and ridiculous. There are a lot of lists on the Internet, and I've contributed to my fair share. However, this list might be the hottest one on the net right now.
Which list? Well, it's the top 10 female feet in Hollywood. Duh! And it's potentially going to shock you. If you are an A-Lister and you aren't on this list, you need to reevaluate everything you've ever done with your feet. And at least get a pedicure scheduled ASAP. So, let's step right in.
10. Mila Kunis barely cracked the top ten, but she's in there
To be honest, I feel like she has a legitimate case for at least the top 5. Are you kidding me, WikiFeet? Those are some gorgeous feet. This feels like highway robbery to me. 10? Geez. That's tough. It's all good, though. She has time to regroup and come back next year with a stronger showing. As if it could get much better than these, though... I don't know if that's possible.
9. Victoria Justice shouldn't be ahead of Mila IMO, but we'll let that slide for now
Okay, these feet are nice, I admit. I have to hand it to Ms. Justice. She kills it here with the the white nail polish. I just don't really know if these are top ten material! WikiFeet, you should have consulted me first on this one.
8. Emma Stone... quality feet
I'm not mad at all at these feet. This is a solid ranking. In the top 10, towards the higher side of the ranking list. Nice work, WikiFeet. I agree with a #8 ranking for Ms. Stone. These are good feet.
7. Rihanna clearly deserves to be ranked in the top 5!
WikiFeet, I'mma let you finish, but Rihanna has some of the best feet. Of all. Time!
6. Megan Fox has some truly overrated feet
I'm not even hating on Megan Fox's feet here. They're fine. The problem is, they don't belong in the top ten. I don't even know if they are top 20, to be honest. But they come in at #6 and there's nothing you or I can do about it.
5. Miley Cyrus seems like she was thrown onto this list just because she's Miley
Yeah, I know I said I wouldn't post any pictures of the celebrities. Just their feet. But Miley is sloppily eating pizza next to a pool that has a pizza floatie in it and she's wearing dope leggings so I had to include this image. As far as the feet go, these aren't top notch feet. I think WikiFeet just went with the fact that Miley is Miley. I can't really blame 'em, though.
4. Jennifer Aniston... finally a pick I can get behind
Brad Pitt's former boo-thang is still killing the foot game. I love good feet on a good woman, and that's what we've got here. #4 seems about right for Jen Aniston. I'm backing this one for sure.
3. Katy Perry... okay, I'm feeling this top 5
Now we're getting into the cream of the crop. At number three, Ms. Perry is much deserving and I'm happy for her. She probably takes this #3 ranking very seriously and is more proud of it than any of the awards she's ever won. That's just my guess...
2. Selena Gomez... YASSS!
Great feet for a great gal.
1. Emma Watson is the undisputed Foot Queen™
These are amazing feet. They are literally perfect. Great job, WikiFeet, you guys had a pretty solid top 5. I can't lie.
Okay, that was weird. I'm partly glad and partly weirded out that this exists. I hope the site continues to promote the most famous feet in the world and keep us privy to the foot trends in the industry.