ByKhalil Wright, writer at
"Saturday, March 24th, 1984. Shermer High School. Shermer, Illinois. 60062."
Khalil Wright

While Jason Voorhees is one of the greatest cinematic killers ever. He still manages to make us laugh with his... unrealistic ways of killing people in some of the sequels. Here are a few notable Friday the 13th deaths that have always made for a great laugh.

10. Melissa's Death - Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood

At number ten is the hilarious death of the film's central mean girl. After she attempts to storm out of the house, she opens the door to find a heavy breathing Jason standing there, ironically. He then shoves an axe into her head, and hilariously throws her behind a table in the corner. Watch it below!

9. Julius' Death - Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

In this next kill, Jason pursues an aspiring fighter on a rooftop in Manhattan. And since the guy usually wins most of his fights, he figures he can find his way out of the situation. But after tiring quickly from hitting rotten flesh and Jason's hockey mask, he gives up and let's Jason ''Take his best shot.'' Then of course he knocks his head off in one blow and watches it fall into the dumpster below. Maybe Jason really does have a personality behind that mask!

8. The Sheriff's Death - Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

So basically the sheriff sees Jason is alive after telling everyone that he wasn't, and a fight ensues between the two. The sheriff is actually doing well the first few blows, but we all know you're never supposed to try and beat Jason to death because it only backfires. Unfortunately, the sheriff wasn't aware of that and was HILARIOUSLY snapped in half.

7. Head Twist - Freddy vs. Jason

While in the cornfields preparing for a mega massacre, Jason stumbles upon two drunken idiots. They pick on him and poke him and throw liquor on him and everything. But that all stopped, of course, after Jason twisted the guy's head around quicker than you can blink. Definitely one of the funniest scenes in the whole movie.

6. Kia's Death - Freddy vs. Jason

As the character Kia taunts Freddy as a distraction to save her friend. She unknowingly backs right up onto Jason who, without effort, flung her about ten or eleven feet away with his machete. And the result was hilarious!

5. Jason 'Dies' - Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter

At the end of the film, Jason is manipulated by Tommy Jarvis, who Jason thought was a vision because Tommy resembled what Jason looked like as a very young kid. So he goes towards Tommy, reaching out to see if he's actually looking at his younger self, but ends up getting a machete to the face. Adding on to that, he slides down the machete in probably the funniest way ever. His tongue is sliding in and out of his mouth, his eyes wonder back and forth, and his jaw moves around in an unexplainable way. In the end, this scene was definitely the funniest death in the movie.

4. Sexist Paintball Guy - Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

A frustrated and very sexist paintball player is chopping through wood and grass in anger with a machete. Then Jason shows up rips the guy's arm off by accident while trying to get the machete. The man then smears blood all over an engraved smiley face on the tree bark as he falls to his death. Only making his death even funnier.

3. Ali's Death - Friday the 13th Part 3

In this hilarious scene, Jason is about to kill the final girl. But the man above comes to the rescue and tries to stop Jason. Surprised, Jason turns around and absolutely pummels the guy. Combining that with the poor sound effects used in this scene made his death terribly funny.

2. Banana Lady - Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter

Definitely one of the funniest death's in the whole Friday the 13th franchise. A hitchhiker who seems to be having a rough day, casually sits down and munches on a banana, Mmmm. But then a crackling noise gets closer and closer, until Jason grabs her by the hair and sticks a knife through her throat. While she's eating the banana of course. Jason's grunting elevates this scene from funny to hilarious.

1. Wheelchair Guy - Friday the 13th Part 2

The funniest death in the whole franchise and definitely one of the funniest deaths in horror is this one. A poor guy is sitting in his wheelchair waiting for his girl get back so they can hang out. (wink, wink). But Jason cancels those plans by coming up behind the disabled guy, and shoves a machete right in his face. Even funnier, the guy starts rolling down a flight of stairs in his wheelchair with the machete still in his face! Just the visual is enough to make you fall on the floor laughing!


Which kill was the funniest to YOU?!


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