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(Warning - the following contains a pretty major SPOILER for Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, so proceed with whatever level of caution your natural SPOILER-aversion dictates...)

Now, when it comes to the wholesale embracing of gloriously schlocky horror, there aren't too many folks out there that can top the team at SyFy. After all, the very existence of multiple Sharknado sequels seems solid enough proof that somewhere out there, a group of movie-commissioning executives are just as geeky as the rest of us.

Either that, or the last five years have been an elaborate instance of high-level trolling - something that may actually be a little more plausible than you'd think, considering the big reveal that's followed the ending of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Y'see:

You Have to Decide Whether Tara Reid Lives or Dies

Or, rather, it's now up to you (and the rest of us) to decide whether Tara Reid's Sharknado character April is going to make it to Sharknado 4.

The reason? Well, Sharknado 3 ended on a pretty huge cliffhanger for April, with an already-destroyed space shuttle seemingly set to crash-land right on top of her - and whether she makes it to the sequel is up to you.

The good folks over at SyFy have opened the floor to the fans in what could prove the most divisive 'death vote' since DC fans basically killed off Robin back in the '80s.

OK, fine, The Joker helped...
OK, fine, The Joker helped...

They've invited us all to make our voices heard on Twitter (with the hashtags and ) and at, with the results of the vote apparently determining whether or not Reid will return for the fourth installment of the franchise.

So, whether you come to praise Reid, or to bury her, make sure you make yourself heard!

The big question, though?


Which way are you going to vote?



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