has played a role in our childhood for decades. We have a sequel coming out next year and a TV series currently running on Nickelodeon. But there's one thing that everyone has missed...one thing so obvious that no one had ever thought about it:
THEY'RE NOT TURTLES!!!
Yep, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren't actually turtles. They are in fact tortoises, although Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises isn't as catchy. Turtles have fins and thinner shells while the "turtles" have very hard shells and seem to have no difficulty to walk. It's a very common mistake for turtles to be called tortoises.
Childhood ruined, right? It's ok, I'm here for you. Here's a tissue box to wipe away the pain. Have a good day!