18 years ago, lovable best friends Romy and Michele took us on a journey to their high school reunion. Just like any of us, the pair were worried about being judged by their peers for not being wildly successful, and thus concocted a brilliant plan to announce they had invented Post-it Notes. Despite their plan failing miserably, they realized that they were more successful in life than they had expected and in the end achieved their dreams.
The film had a stellar cast, some amazing outfits, brilliant quotes, and one hell of a dance number to boot. Not to mention it also made us wish that one day we too could order a "business woman special," ya know, because we're due in Tucson later, for a business thing.
Grab some gummy bears, jelly beans and candy corn, strap on your highest platform shoes, (but remember to deduct 16 pounds), and check out what the cast of Romy & Michele's High School Reunion looks like now:
Mira Sorvino as Romy White
What she's been doing since: Mimic, The Replacement Killers, Lulu on the Bridge, Free Money, At First Sight, Summer of Sam, Lisa Picard is Famous, The Triumph of Love, Angel of Death, The Final Cut, Reservation Road, Like Dandelion Dust, Leningrad, Multiple Sarcasms, The Presence, Angels Crest, Union Square, The Trouble with Cali, Smitty, Trade of Innocents, Space Warriors, Psych, Intruders, Frozen in Time, Quitters, Do You Believe? Chloe and Theo, Stalker, Falling Skies
"Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood."
Lisa Kudrow as Michele Weinberger
What she's been doing since: Clockwatchers, Hacks, The Opposite of Sex, Hercules, Analyze This, Mad About You, Hanging Up, Lucky Numbers, All Over the Guy, Dr. Dolittle 2, Bark! Analyze That, Marci X, Wonderland, Friends, Happy Endings, Father of the Pride, Hopeless Pictures, P.S. I Love You, Hotel for Dogs, Powder Blue, Paper Man, Bandslam, The Other Woman, Easy A, Scandal, Web Therapy, The Comeback, BoJack Horseman
"Oh yeah? Well, I hope your babies look like monkeys!"
Janeane Garofalo as Heather Mooney
What she's been doing since: Copland, The Matchmaker, Sweethearts, Half Baked, Permanent Midnight, Dog Park, The Thin Pink Line, Can't Stop Dancing, The Minus Man, Thick as Thieves, 200 Cigarettes, Dogma, Mad About You, Mystery Men, The Bumblebee Flies Away, Felicity, Steal This Movie, The Independent, Titan A.E., The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle, Ed, Wet Hot American Summer, The Search for John Gissing, Manhood, Ash Tuesday, Wonderland, Nobody Knows Anything! The West Wing, Freak Show, Ratatouille, The Guitar, 24, Love Hurts, Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, Ideal, Metalocalypse, Delocated, A Little Game, Inside Amy Schumer, The American Side, Broad City, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp,
"Toby, fuck off!"
Alan Cumming as Sandy Frink
What he's been doing since: For My Baby, Spice World, Plunkett & Macleane, Eyes Wide Shut, Titus, Urbania, The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, Spy Kids, Josie and the Pussycats, Intimate Affairs, God, the Devil and Bob, Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams, Nicholas Nickleby, X-Men 2, Sky Kids 3-D: Game Over, Shoebox Zoo, Son of the Mask, Neverwas, Eighteen, Sweet Land, The L Word, Gray Matters, Tin Man, Rick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World, Dare, Burlesque, The Runaway, The Smurfs, Almost in Love, Any Day Now, Web Therapy, The Good Wife.
Best quote: This entire dance scene:
Julia Campbell as Christie Masters
What she's been doing since: Rough Draft, The Practice, Martial Law, Bounce, Judging Amy, Reba, Rose Red, Kicking & Screaming, Still Standing, The Legend of Tillamook's Gold, Desperate Housewives, In Treatment, The Shield, Scrubs, Heroes, Big Love, House M.D, Dexter, The Event,Lie to Me, CSI: Miami, Arcadia, Drop Dead Diva, Justified, Austin & Ally.
"No offense, Michele, but how in the world did you think of Post-its?"
Kristin Bauer van Straten as Kelly
What she's been doing since: Fantasy Island, Dancing at the Blue Iguana, That's Life, Dharma & Greg, Just Shoot Me! Hidden Hills, Justice League, 50 First Dates, Dr. Vegas, Quintuplets, Life of the Party, JAG, Star Trek: Enterprise, Less Than Perfect, Cold Case, Dirty Sexy Money, Bones, House Rules, Private Practice, Subject: I Love You, The Story of Luke, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Once Upon a Time, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, Teen Lust, True Blood
Elaine Hendrix as Lisa Luder
What she's been doing since: The Parent Trap, Molly, Superstar, Here on Earth, Get Your Stuff, Bad boy, The Chronicle, Wish You Were Dead, Friends, The Hebrew Hammer, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Charmed, Crossing Jordan, Joan of Arcadia, CSI: Miami, Down the P.C.H, Coffee Date, LA Blues, The Dukes, Twisted Faith, The Middleman, Fading of the Cries, Privileged, Rock Slyde, Dear Lemon Lima, The Beacon, Magic, Beyond Belief, Good Intentions, Friends & Lovers, Rules of Engagement, Poor Paul, Absolute Killers, Low Fidelity, Fetching, Shadow Witness, The Client List, Mistresses, Transparent, Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll.
"Actually Christie. They have nice lines. A fun, frisky use of color. All and all, I'd have to say they're really... NOT BAD!"
Vincent Ventresca as Billy Christianson
What he's been doing since: Boston Common, Real Life, Prey, Maggie Winters, Can't Stop Dancing, This Space Between Us, The Learning Curve, Love & Sex, The Invisible Man, Robbing 'Hef, Purgatory Flats, Dead & Breakfast, Madison, Complete Savages, Mammoth, In Plain Sight, Without a Trace, My Neighbor's Secret, Dollhouse, True Jackson, VP, Bad Actress, Hot in Cleveland, Answers to Nothing, Should've Been Romeo, Flying Monkeys, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Nikita, Break Point, Psych, Hangman.
Camryn Manheim as Toby Walters
What she's been doing since: You Are Here, Wide Awake, Mercury Rising, Happiness, Fool's Gold, Joe the King, The Tic Code, 100 Years of Women, What Planet are You From, East of A, The 10th Kingdom, A Girl Thing, The Laramie Project, The System, Scary Movie 3, Just Like Mona, The Practice, The Land Before Time XI: Invasion of the Tinysauruses, The L Word, Dark Water, An Unfinished Life, Behind the Smile, The Land Before Time XII: The Great Day of the Flyers, Slipstream, Hannah Montana, Just Peck, Love Hurts,Ghost Whisperer, Without Men, Jewtopia, Harry's Law, Camilla Dickinson, The Hot Flashes, Extant, Cop Car, The Adventures of Mr. Clown, Person of Interest, Return to Sender
"I was wondering if you would sign my yearbook. And please don't tell me to fuck off, because it really hurts my feelings."