If you are one of those people who can fall asleep with ease and you’re looking for a caffeine-free alternative to staying up to the wee hours, may we suggest this terrifying selection of puppets? You see, puppets were forged in hell from Satan’s assh*le, and they'll keep you well-stocked in nightmares for a long time. When you check this list, make sure you lock your door and check under your bed before sleepy time. You can never be too careful.
Which one is waiting in your shower? Let me know in the comments below!