ByMatt Lowe, writer at
I was on TV one time. 15 mins of fame on MTV's Catfish actually (Season 1 Episode 3) I am a VERY huge fan of movies, shows and music. That's
Matt Lowe

I follow The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) on all forms of social media because I highly respect this hard working individual and love his personality (reminds me a lot of myself actually). Yesterday, he announced via Instagram that he would be producing and starring with the "unattractive sumbitch" Zac Efron in a Baywatch movie. This project has been in the works for years and is finally ready to begin shooting in early 2016.

The modern day version of Baywatch will be a raunchy, rated-R comedy that will have a fair amount of half naked dudes and dudettes running down the beach in slow motion. Raunchy comedy definitely tickles my fancy and being the immature pervert that I am... I know I will give this movie at least 1 penis up. (Get it, it's like 1 thumbs up but I used a penis instead of a t... ahh... you get it).

Baywatch will be directed by Seth Gordon (Horrible Bosses, Identity Thief) and I have no doubt that his "dope vision", as The Rock states, will mix perfectly with the already fantastical cast so far and the addition of sexy women that have yet to be announced won't hurt one bit. Can we get those slow motion teaser trailers already?


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