ByScott McCann, writer at
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Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart are set to star alongside each other once again in the action-comedy-stoner film, American Ultra, directed by Nima Nourizadeh. The film follows small town stoner Mike Howell (Eisenberg) as an unknowingly CIA trained lethal killer. Stumbling upon this incredible revelation, Howell must use his newfound abilities to save himself and his girlfriend (Stewart) from getting wasted.

The film sounds hilarious, and early indications are setting it up to be a cult classic. However, we can't help but notice how perfect Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart are together, especially in the role of stoner buddies...

I mean, you know you found your stoner buddy when...

They know how much street cred you have... or, you know, don't have...

They don't take anything you say seriously.

No matter what happens, you both know to never call the cops!

You deal with your problems the only way you know how...

They ask deep questions:

When life throws responsibilities at you, you both have the same response:

They reassure you that, yes, things can always get worse and to cheer up because they're not.

American Ultra hits theaters tomorrow.


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