ByMichelle Siouty, writer at

Patrick Couderc, Herve Leger's antiquated director, has some incredibly stupid rules deciding what kind of woman should refrain from wearing the brand's famous bandage dress.

Well, somebody should warn Kim Kardashian, who wears Herve Leger's iconic and tight body-hugging dresses, and looks beyond gorgeous and sexy in every single one I might add, that she should apparently stop, because her body type is included in this list.

Patrick "Poo"-derc
Patrick "Poo"-derc

Patrick has stated that "voluptuous" women with "very prominent hips and a very flat chest" should stay away from this $2,000 curve-holding dress.

Also included in this list are "committed lesbians," who would rather be "butch and leisurely." Wow, the 1950s is strong with this one.

Lastly, if you notice your cleavage is "two inches too low because you are 55," you also should abstain from offending the world and dressing in a Herve Leger dress. He's referring to you here, Caitlyn Jenner, who looks better in some dresses than half the 20-year-olds I know.

I don't know about you, but this sounds like some Abercrombie & Fitch bullshit to me. Why do I get the feeling that Couderc is still butt-hurt from being excluded on the playground as a child and might be using this as a form of payback? His elitist and wannabe exclusive behavior is just so juvenile and makes me want to throw up.

And then use a Herve Leger dress to clean up my vomit. For real.

[Source: Hollywood Life]


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