The English translations in the Chinese version of Harry Potter are nothing short of hilarious and need little in the way of introduction. So, without further ado, allow me to present Hally Porter and the Stoned Melons...
1. Meet Hally, you'll be seeing a lot of her
2. No, shan't, don't want to
3. Those goddamn pigeons were always fucking off
3. Looking a bit melon-choly there, Tom
4. The master of Transfiguration
5. The one and only Hogawalz
7. Oh, no, he did not
8. What did he just call you?
9. A melon?
11. Haayyy, huff, huff, paff, paff, paff...
12. "Ignore Professor Mike,"
13. That dude's diary
14. Nothing a little wax couldn't cure
16. Beware the Bad Temper Boge
17. Harry Port got that X-Factor
18. ToteS a thing
19. Sucks for you, man
20. The Misusing Institute inspire your diet, Ron?
21. May the Fodi be with you
22. It's morphin' time!
23. Not for a minute, Hally
24. Hate it when that happens
25. Way better than that regular tap shit
26. Pity you cantaloupe...(sorry)