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Ever since rumors began flying about Ben Affleck's alleged affair with ex-nanny Christine Ouzounian, she has been actively soaking up the spotlight with frequent paparazzi photo shoots. Now, she has a new and lucrative offer on the table that's a direct reference to Affleck's career.

According to TMZ, Ouzounian has been asked to star in a porn parody as Batwoman, and if she accepts, she'll make a whopping $1 million from the deal. The production comes by way of Axel Braun, an adult film producer and director who's made a name for himself with this topical parody format.

Batwoman would play a major role in the film, a sequel to this year's Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody. That movie's SFW trailer (featured below) caused a major stir when it released for its unexpectedly committed storyline and seemingly high production value. Needless to say, it's quite the sight.

The offer is a clear nod to Affleck's role as Batman in the highly anticipated [Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice](tag:711870) following his very public divorce from Jennifer Garner and the ensuing affair gossip. Ouzounian's former attachment to the actor (whether it was sexual or not) means added publicity for the adult film.

Though PageSix has reported that Ouzounian is desperate for a career in reality TV through shows like The Bachelor and Dancing with the Stars, this may not be what she had in mind. Playing this version of Batwoman would include two weeks of acting and at least three sex scenes. It's still unclear which way the former kid caretaker is leaning.

Christine Ouzounian and Affleck in simpler times
Christine Ouzounian and Affleck in simpler times

This may be the purist in me talking, but wouldn't this mean that these sex scenes would be all with women, considering Batwoman in the comics has been written as a lesbian since the spring of 2006? I guess porn isn't typically known for its commitment to the source material and there's no word on the specifics, but Kate Kane deserves the absolute best treatment in my opinion.

Only time will tell if this means the start of way more Christine Ouzounian on the Internet, or if she finds the idea absolutely batty.

(Source: TMZ)


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