One of my most sought after missions in life is to win a Moviepilot contest, so of course I would choose the three skills I need most for this task! I'm going to be on my game with these skills that I have expertly chosen, and if they don't allow me a win of this newest contest, then hopefully I will develop them and win the next one. One can dream, can't he?
1. Fast thinking and typing (Barry Allen's Flash)
It's important to come up with a good idea fast, so that I have as many writing opportunities as possible. Barry Allen not only has super-speed, but he can think on his feet better than any of the other speedsters from the DC comics lore. When the pressure's on, your most valuable resource is your mind, and Allen has an extraordinary one! Also, the fact that he can type over 100 mph helps with cranking my post out fast, so that no one else can get to my ideas!
2. Writing ability (Dr. John Watson)
Fast typing would mean nothing if I wasn't a good writer! John Watson might seem like an odd choice, but on the BBC show Sherlock, he's managed to make his living purely off of blogging. He writes just like I do, using informality and humorous quips, and he's obviously gotten many more people to read his work than me! Dr. Watson might not be a professional, but neither am I, and he's made himself out to be a good writer. With his writing ability and The Flash's super-speed, I'm bound to make my best post yet.
3. The ability to destroy the universe (Galactus)
If by some chance the post I make with the powers of Dr. Watson and The Flash doesn't get me the win I want, then I'll just simply blackmail the Moviepilot staff with the destruction of their puny world. No one wants their planet to be destroyed, and to make it worse, I'll wait until a Saturday. You're not getting out of work on my watch buddy! And if the gracious people at the head of Moviepilot don't comply with my demands, then I'll take my prizes by force, and enjoy them in a universe that is mine alone! I'm going to get a Pop Vinyl figure (or something of equal or higher value) if it takes the destruction of our very own planet, and you should keep that in mind for the future just in case I inherit the powers of Galactus.