"Aloha" is a romantic/comedy/drama directed by Cameron Crowe. It stars Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone, Rachel McAdams, Bill Murray, John Krasinski, Danny McBride and Alec Baldwin. The MPAA rating is PG-13 for some language including suggestive comments and the running time is 105 minutes. The film's budget is 37 million and the box office revenue is 26,3 million.
BEFORE THE MOVIE: To be honest, I'm not a big fan of Cameron Crowe. The only movie that I like in his resumé is Jerry Maguire. Almost Famous is one of the most overrated films ever made, Vanilla Sky is absolutely horrible and We Bought A Zoo is boring beyond belief. From the trailers, the movie looks HORRIBLE! But, who knows, it can surprise me. I know a lot of people were really looking forward to watch this movie and it was slammed by critics and considered a box office bomb. Let's see...
AFTER THE MOVIE: Man. And I thought Hot Pursuit was bad. First thing's first, the good stuff. The cast is GREAT and STAR STUDDED but they are WASTED! All of the actors in the movie are respectable and very talented actors but it feels like in this film, they didn't want to be here. Yesterday, I said Sofia Vergara was the most annoying character of 2015. You havent seen Emma Stone's Allison Ng... A lot of critics say that she's annoying for the first 15 minutes and then she calms down, but THAT'S NOT TRUE! For 105 minutes, she's annoying as hell, asks useless questions and will try and play with your nerves! I had to shut off the movie 5 times because I COULDN'T STAND HER! If you see the beginning of the trailer where Alec Baldwin gives his "THERE WERE NO GOOD TIMES" rant and I thought that rant was going to be awesome! But it's ever-so-brief that it's not important and this rant is 15 minutes before the movie ends. Fans of Cameron Crowe will LOVE the opening credits but as soon as Bradley Cooper starts narrating the movie, the film becomes a REALLY boring and confusing movie. Maybe you saw Bill Murray's future monologue in the trailer but the monologue was in the movie only to be in the trailer. Basically, a journalist asks to him what is the future and then he starts doing a pointless monologue. The whole movie is pointless. It doesn't have a factual cohesive plot structure. It's basically *bit* after *bit* after *bit* that don't really intertwine and connect with each other, but more than Grown Ups 2. Yeah, this movie is the "Grown Ups 2" of romantic comedy dramas because IT DOESN'T HAVE A STORY! The movie is nothing but boring exposition about a gate blessing and satellites that are so confusing and convoluted. The chemistry between Cooper, McAdams and Stone is practically NON-EXISTANT! Cameron Crowe who is known to be someone that adds great songs and soundtracks to his films is his worst yet, he just shoves up traditional Hawaiian songs randomly that make no sense and aren't welcomed in the scenes AT ALL! Hot Pursuit is a relatively short film that flies-by compared to Hot Pursuit. This has to be the longest 105 minutes of MY LIFE!