ByFred Herrmann, writer at

Its not even worth breaking my thumbs to tell the story. In fact, I hope she sues me so it would all come out in courtroom. Anyway, this thing made me find her 10k at 12:00 am because she didn't have a toilet in her dressing room. She was also disgusted that I picked her up in a Cadillac DeVille , Rather than a Cadillac limousine. This is all happening in small town Madison , WI. There is tons more to the the story, but its not worth breaking my thumbs over.

Everyone needs to remember that this is the same club where Chris Farley, and his brothers Kevin and John had many a great improv.

There is a reason Elayne Boozler is a has been. Not only is she not funny, but she acts like she is the queen of comedy, and the secret service needs to be around her every move. In full transparency, she is a strait prima donna. I hate the b-word, so I won't bring myself to her level.

The reason you don't hear about her is that one, she is not funny. Two, no one wants to work with her. Three, and I hate to say it, but the c-word is the most appropriate description of this thing.

She reminds me of why Johnny Carson never dealt with Joan Rivers after she played her last card.

Whew, after 15 years it feels great to get that off my chest. Elayne I hope you want to Brooklyn legal "team" involved cause I'd really love to make you look like a schmuck in the box.

Melissa, not so much. I never new your mother. I am not going to disrespect the dead. I wasn't a fan, and I have a feeling she had something to do with the training of this piece of this piece of shit Boozler. If your mother gave this Elayne Boozler any tips, then there is some culpability.

Anyway, thank you for the free therapy. It helped me a ton. Elayne, if you want to get your lawyers involved I can be reached at [email protected] Please don't hesitate to contact me, we will get the lawyers and depositions started. I'd love to make you look like a bigger fool than you already are. Thankfully, I have the money to do it. Good night you simpleton!

Always renember, the guy who says "it has nothing to do with the money, means it has everything to do with the money" So, Elayne Boozler, please make my day, you swine.


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