It's now been confirmed - there is absolutely no end to Tom Hardy's incredible existence as a human being.
This year, when his glorious old MySpace profile was unearthed, featuring exquisite images of his near-naked Adonis bod and heartfelt About Me sentiments such as "I never lie. If you suck, you suck" and "my head is like a dangerous neighborhood," his past social media presence proved once and for all that he's an absolute legend.
Feast your eyes once more on the delightful gems I'm talking about:
And whilst any other high-profile celebrity would probably be embarrassed about their risqué social media past being exposed for the whole world to see, Tom was totally unashamed (as he should be!):
"I've got no shame about my MySpace photos, especially the one of me in my underpants, which is a glorious photo of a man in his natural habitat."
Watch the full interview in which he defends his sexy snaps below (approximately at 2:30 minutes in):
However, the best is still to come! If you thought that it all ended at Tom's "tighty-whitey budgie smugglers" and hand-down-the-underwear routine, think again...
Even more photos featuring Tom in the prime of life have been discovered!
From the following bold looks shared by the Legend actor, we understand that he wanted his former MySpace pals to know that:
1. He's got a gun and piles of cash carelessly scattered around his apartment
Because at the end of the day, money is worthless when you look like a million dollars.
2. His huge bulge is living the dream
There it is... having quite the happy time in the sun.
3. He likes to play pretend, creeping on unaware passers-by
Channeling his future Bane look for The Dark Knight Rises perhaps?
No regrets Tom, no regrets...